Definitions by Esteban Tuero

Nobulator 

As a continuation to my earlier definition:

Someone who is as dedicated to behaving like a nob as Arnold Schwarzenegger is dedicated to Terminating in the "Terminator" Movies.

Martin Hedly acts like such a nob all the time, he's such a nobulator.

Nobulator by Esteban Tuero June 10, 2004

Angry Little Man Syndrome 

An illness afflicting men of modest stature who feel that their masculinity is undermined by their shocking lack of inches - so to speak. Common symptoms include excessive shouting, hyperactive kicking, randomly swung punches, inflated hair styles, loud attire, random screaming of "ah fukkin' seen ye" or "aye ye fukkin' did", a pre-emptive approach to taking the piss, getting into fights on work nights out, and furious RAGE caused by Martin Hedley, the nob-end.

Mr. Boyd suffered from Angry Little Man Syndrome due to the flattened nature of his footwear. He attemped to compensate with huge tie knots, hyperactive behaviour and a pre-emptive piss take strategy.

-or-

My former chemistry teacher suffered from Angry Little Man Syndrome because he was a snivelling worm who abused his wife.

Angry Little Man Syndrome by Esteban Tuero June 9, 2004

Wiping Hair

Long hair found on a female, primarily used to wipe jizz from the face of a "lady" following the oral stimulation of her "friend's" sex organ / weapon of love.

For example
Alan used Petra's WIPING HAIR to clean up her face after the mess he'd made.

Wiping Hair by Esteban Tuero June 9, 2004

Committed Helmsmanship

1) The act of driving in a particularly "good guy" style, for example at high speed or with complete disregard for the rules of the road and the well being of other road users.

or

2) Particularly vigourous and repeated masturbation.

1) Tikky-Toku's helmsmanship was particularly committed during the 2004 European Grand Prix - or - Mister Rash displayed impressively committed helmsmanship en route to Forli airport.

2) ANGUS's helmsmanship was so committed his nob fell off after seeing the latest SPLANGUS video.

Committed Helmsmanship by Esteban Tuero June 9, 2004

Assitalia 

Ass + Italia = Assitalia

Describes the characteristic shape of an attractive Italian chick's posterior / ass.

For example:

"Check out the assitalia on her!"
Va Fan Culo

Assitalia by Esteban Tuero June 9, 2004

Franz Ferdinand 

Austro-Hungarian Monarch. Shot. Dead. WW1. So they say.

- or -

Pish and mystifyingly popular Scottish Band that are this month's 'band du jour' among Britain's alt-art "yeah I'm so trendy and with it" cognoscenti. Alternative enough to be acceptable to the educated middle classes and students, but sufficiently lacking in originality to have mass appeal among brain-dead assholes who like whatever happens to be trendy. Destined for fleeting success followed by half-hearted follow-ups of marginal artistic credibilty and only fringe appeal. Popular among people who punctuate sentences randomly with the word "like".

I went to a totally like underground Franz Ferdinand concert and only like really clever people who get it were there because it wasn't advertised except on the internet like and in a coded advert in The List that you had to be a totally clever like fan to understand. And I was there so I said the guy, I was like "I'm like your biggest fan and I knew you all before you were like really popular" and he was like "oh really well why don't you come in for like free then" and I was like "yeah" and I got in like totally free. It was so cool just like being so much like everyone else but in a totally like original and alternative way yeah.

Franz Ferdinand by Esteban Tuero June 9, 2004

Nobulator 

A person similar in personality or behaviour to a nob.

That guy is such a nobulator

Nobulator by Esteban Tuero June 9, 2004