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Ernest Peabody's definitions

whistling masturbator

Here comes that whistling masturbator again--better get the umbrella.
by Ernest Peabody August 6, 2006
mugGet the whistling masturbatormug.

Blitzkrap

Noun, Turds that enter the toilet with overwhelming force, somtimes used figuratively
You wouldn't believe the blitzkrap I saw shopping at Walmart the other day!
by Ernest Peabody September 8, 2008
mugGet the Blitzkrapmug.

fairy blunt

Vicar McSwain enjoys smoking an occasional fairy blunt in the rectory parlor.
by Ernest Peabody July 26, 2006
mugGet the fairy bluntmug.

grudgebaby

Noun denoting the offspring conceived by a married woman while her husband is away for a period of months or years; e.g., at war or in the joint.
Moe: I don't understand how my wife had a baby a month ago. I mean, I'd been away for two years!

Joe: Well, Moe, that kid's a grudgebaby. Somebody had it in for you.
by Ernest Peabody August 2, 2006
mugGet the grudgebabymug.

Jimmy Dean

verb, a back-formation from the sausage introduced by former country-western musician Jimmy Dean;denotes a celebrity leaving the entertainment business to produce commerical products. Will someday be applied to Kid Rock, Eminem, and Al Sharpton.
Hoo-doggie! That Eminem sure Jimmy Deaned when he introduced that new line of tampons!
by Ernest Peabody July 26, 2006
mugGet the Jimmy Deanmug.

Working on it

Phrasal verb used to denote various stages in the preparation, mastication, and digestion of food, along with the process of eliminating the waste products thereof.
1. Is dinner ready, or are you still working on it?
2. Can I take your plate, or are you still working on it?
3. Man, I'm still working on that tortilla three hours after I ate it.
4. Man, there was so much cheese in that quesadilla that I'm still working on crapping it all out.
by Ernest Peabody July 25, 2006
mugGet the Working on itmug.

preciosamomentophilia

Fixation on ceramic figurines, sometimes sexual in nature
Moe: I think she's kinda kinky--a real case of preciosamomentophilia.
Joe: Why?
Moe: She's got ceramic figurines all over, and some of them are in sexual posed!
by Ernest Peabody August 7, 2006
mugGet the preciosamomentophiliamug.

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