Ernest Peabody's definitions

Blitzkrap

Noun, Turds that enter the toilet with overwhelming force, somtimes used figuratively

You wouldn't believe the blitzkrap I saw shopping at Walmart the other day!

by Ernest Peabody September 8, 2008

preciosamomentophilia

Fixation on ceramic figurines, sometimes sexual in nature

Moe: I think she's kinda kinky--a real case of preciosamomentophilia.
Joe: Why?
Moe: She's got ceramic figurines all over, and some of them are in sexual posed!

by Ernest Peabody August 7, 2006

whistling masturbator

A human who whistles while masturbating.

Here comes that whistling masturbator again--better get the umbrella.

by Ernest Peabody August 6, 2006

grudgebaby

Noun denoting the offspring conceived by a married woman while her husband is away for a period of months or years; e.g., at war or in the joint.

Moe: I don't understand how my wife had a baby a month ago. I mean, I'd been away for two years!

Joe: Well, Moe, that kid's a grudgebaby. Somebody had it in for you.

by Ernest Peabody August 2, 2006

Activist

Slacker with a cause, usually traveling in a quaint vehicle plastered with bumper stickers like "NO BLOOD FOR OIL," "REPRODUCTIVE RIGHTS FOR ALL," and "SPAY OR NEUTER YOUR PETS." Singularly unaware of irony and how stupid people look in knit rasta caps. While generally a conspiracy theorist, the activist often believes in the inherent goodness of mankind and will beat the shit out of her/his domestic partner for thinking differently.

Look at that activist smacking her husband after the peace rally.

by Ernest Peabody July 31, 2006

Jimmy Dean

verb, a back-formation from the sausage introduced by former country-western musician Jimmy Dean;denotes a celebrity leaving the entertainment business to produce commerical products. Will someday be applied to Kid Rock, Eminem, and Al Sharpton.

Hoo-doggie! That Eminem sure Jimmy Deaned when he introduced that new line of tampons!

by Ernest Peabody July 26, 2006

fairy blunt

Male sexual organ; penis.

Vicar McSwain enjoys smoking an occasional fairy blunt in the rectory parlor.

by Ernest Peabody July 26, 2006