Erin Montgomery's definitions

stitch

To shut someone up - e.g. stitching their mouth closed so they can't spill the dark of a matter best kept secret.

Talk about this to anyone and I'll stitch you, berk.

by Erin Montgomery May 1, 2010

chant

An expression that means news, local gossip, the facts, the mood in the air. Chant is whatever everyone is talking about right now.

I went to the pub around the corner and asked the bartender for the latest chant going around the neighbourhood...

by Erin Montgomery May 1, 2010

apple-chaser

Someone willing to do anything, no matter how degrading, for any amount of money.

Jack's so desperate for money he'd pick up "road apples" left behind by ponies for nickle a piece. What an apple-chaser...

by Erin Montgomery April 30, 2010

bar that

An almost-polite way to say "shut up" or "don't talk about that." It's quick, to the point, and can be used as a warning.

"Bar that, there's a narc over there!"

by Erin Montgomery April 30, 2010

lathly

Hideously ugly, scary looking.

That lathly berk's face could scare the Devil away!

by Erin Montgomery May 3, 2010

bark

To give word, to betray. To leak information or inform on someone.

"They knew we were coming. Some traitor barked."

by Erin Montgomery April 30, 2010

anthill

A bustling town or city, anywhere crowded and busy.

New York is just the biggest anthill on the planet, there are crowds wherever you go and everyone's busy doing something...

by Erin Montgomery May 1, 2010