Erin Montgomery's definitions

unhende

An adjective meaning worse than crazy, clueless and stupid all put together. The opposite of hende. An unhende berk is rude, ignorant, and incompetent.

That unhende waiter is horrible! He got my order wrong three times, spilled soup on me, and spent all night checking out my wife and flirting with the waitresses instead of serving his customers!

by Erin Montgomery May 7, 2010

shed

A verb meaning to tell or inform, from the phrase "to shed light on".

Be careful, berk, that basher did not shed the total dark on the issue...

by Erin Montgomery May 1, 2010

bubber

A drunk, especially one who's fallen on hard times. A wino or junkie.

That bubber sleeping in the alley spent his rent money getting drunk every night for a month.

by Erin Montgomery May 2, 2010

whispers

Things that are dangerous to talk about, information normally uttered in hushed tones. "To stare at the whispers" means to eavesdrop.

Bar that! Whispers like that will get you killed if someone overhears you!

by Erin Montgomery May 1, 2010

anthill

A bustling town or city, anywhere crowded and busy.

New York is just the biggest anthill on the planet, there are crowds wherever you go and everyone's busy doing something...

by Erin Montgomery May 1, 2010

bark

To give word, to betray. To leak information or inform on someone.

"They knew we were coming. Some traitor barked."

by Erin Montgomery April 30, 2010

lathly

Hideously ugly, scary looking.

That lathly berk's face could scare the Devil away!

by Erin Montgomery May 3, 2010