Erin Montgomery's definitions

unhende

An adjective meaning worse than crazy, clueless and stupid all put together. The opposite of hende. An unhende berk is rude, ignorant, and incompetent.

That unhende waiter is horrible! He got my order wrong three times, spilled soup on me, and spent all night checking out my wife and flirting with the waitresses instead of serving his customers!

by Erin Montgomery May 7, 2010

lann

To tell or inform. To provide information or news.

That berk didn't have a clue what was going on so I decided to lann him to the latest chant.

by Erin Montgomery May 5, 2010

well-lanned

Connected, in-touch, or otherwise blessed with numerous friends, allies, and informants. Well-informed and knowledgeable.

That basher is so well-lanned if a junkie farts in an alley he hears about it...

by Erin Montgomery May 5, 2010

hende

Skilled, clever, agile, and sophisticated. A hende person is polite, efficient, and capable.

That Nigel is the most hende butler you could want, he's polite, efficient, and can fix anything...

by Erin Montgomery May 3, 2010

lathly

Hideously ugly, scary looking.

That lathly berk's face could scare the Devil away!

by Erin Montgomery May 3, 2010

lily

Pure, true, honest, or clean.

All six of her boyfriends think she's lily...

by Erin Montgomery May 3, 2010

beau-nasty

A slovenly fop; one finely dressed, but dirty. This term's also used to refer to mobsters, who appear nice on the surface, but are nasty thugs underneath.

Sure, the capo's son dresses nice, but he's a beau-nasty brute underneath that suit...

by Erin Montgomery May 2, 2010