Erin's definitions

doubleplus unleet

A fusion of newspeak and leetspeak to indicate that something is superlatively bad. Alternatively, "!1337++," "++!1337"
NOT RECOMMENDED for use in verbal conversation, as it makes the speaker sound like a complete t00l.

A tool, in daily conversation: "Arrgh! That memo about the new dress code is doubleplus unleet! No more pocket protectors!"
A l33t haxx0r, in e-mail/im: "WinME+56k+hateway=!1337++, -kthxbai (And yes, I actually ran on that through 2003)"

by Erin October 29, 2004

retardette

A retardette is a female retard.

"Omg! Allison is such a retardette!"

by Erin November 1, 2004

dirty troll sex

Nasty, dirty gross sex!

EWWW, it smells like DIRTY TROLL SEX in here!

by Erin November 2, 2004

bumbastic

means really really good. like the bomb and fantastic.

"That guy is bumbastic."
"This ganja is bumbastic."

by Erin November 7, 2004

blancmange

1. a boring or rather uninteresting person

2. typical cornstarch-thickened pudding popular in England

3. A space pastry from the andromeda glaxy who wish to turn all the englishmen into scotts men in order to win wimbleton.

Look, Mr. and Mrs. Brainsample have come on to the court, it appears they intend to eat the blancmanges.
Horray! this is a good day for man ind

by erin November 13, 2004

fish dick

kellie and erin of toronto canada coined the phrase meaning something that doesn't quite belong where you found it.

" I was eating my sandwich and bit into a fish dick, which I promptly spit out and showed to my friend"

by erin November 23, 2004

bojo

a small blonde human being or fetus.Derived from Boris and Joseph. Usually a bojo is quite chunky and models for photo studios in cottage country.

Hey I hear you are having a bojo! Congrats.

by erin November 30, 2004