JOHN KERRY

A dumbass liberal who despite his assurance had no plans for the occupation of Iraq. By the way, the occupation of Iraq is completely necessary unless you want them to send terrorists nuclear weapons (which they have, duh!) so they can bomb and/or otherwise destroy the rest of the country. Oh, and did I mention that as a Senator he awarded himself three purple hearts? This ofcourse makes him qualified to run a country.
Republican: What are John Kerry's plans for the war in Iraq?
Dumbass Liberal: I dunno but I really like them. He is a standup guy. I mean he must be, he got three purple hearts.
by Erica April 24, 2005
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Puerlaimante

Boat named after the 4 coolest girls. It sailed the harsh waters of the toilet in the bathroom by the art room and unfortunately sunk as a result of a man-made whirlpool.
Let's flush Puerlaimante. Even though it's made out of paper, it won't sink.
by Erica March 17, 2005
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QUEERASS

Someone who is extrememly annoying but thinks they are amazing.
Nate, you are a QUEERASS!!!
by Erica May 06, 2004
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mat

A sexy boyfriend who is the best in the world and nobody can have him cause he's mine....I love you Mat you sexy thang you.
"Mat, you are lookin ultra sexy today"
by Erica April 10, 2005
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Inspirational Shopping

Going shopping, and while trying clothes on, realizing how hideously fat you are, yet still buying pants three sizes too small, promising to starve yourself to fit into them before school gets back in.
"It's called inspirational shopping, every girl with ambition does it." - Gossip Girl
by Erica July 10, 2005
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porgasm

when you pop a zit, blackhead, whitehead or otherwise gross unwanted dirty substance that has inhabited a part on someone's body, and it finally all comes busting out, (like the sexual climax) leaving you feeling very satisfied. also, could be used as porgasmic
"when i finally got that huge zit on jackson's back out and safely on a kleenex, it was so refreshing. porgasmic."
by erica October 05, 2004
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Eritis

1. to eat a big meal and become tired
2. to smoke a FAT blunt and become tired
1. That Sunday dinner was great, now I have eritis

2. Dude, that blunt got me MAD high, now I have eritis
by Erica January 27, 2005
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