Definitions by Eric the Red

Napoleon

The sexual act of having a much-loved and well-valued partner (of the same or opposite sex, depending what your desires are) perform fellatio on you while you attempt to conquer a country with a 600, 000 strong army. It is professed that when attempting to anex Russia, one receives a heightened sexual experience.

Man! I was just about to kick those Red motherfuckers' asses but that bitch Josephine went down on me and I took my eye off the prize! It was the shit though! Totally blew into her mouth; she was totally gagging.

Napoleon by Eric the Red January 22, 2007

Keiller 

A person who abuses a friendship by milking the one-eyed lizard when in the confines of a friend's room.

Keiller went into my room and had a wank

Keiller by Eric the Red December 15, 2004

Gary Pallister Toast 

A large to middling size portion of toast which has had ejaculate spread on it by a butter-knife

Here you go my dear, I've made you a nice slice of Gary Pallister toast

Gary Pallister Toast by Eric the Red December 15, 2004

John Wayne 

The sexual manouever in which the penis is inserted into the anal cavity of the receiving party, thus widening the sphincter. The receiver of the 'John Wayne' will, if the manouever is performed correctly and with the appropriate equipment and vigour, be unable to walk with great ease. Their legs shall be bowed and walk as a cowboy, or John Wayne, does

Man, I just John Wayne'd that bitch and now look at her! She's moseying like a fuckin' cowboy!

John Wayne by Eric the Red December 15, 2004

Princeton Meat Slap 

The act of slapping one's member across an unexpecting party's face.

When Eric was sleeping I ran into the room and gave that cunt a Princeton Meat Slap across his face!

Princeton Meat Slap by Eric the Red December 15, 2004

Mafia Hand Job 

The act of using a carp to pleasure the male sexual equipment. The experience is further heightened by the use of 'dirty talk' such as: "I'm gonna make you sleep wit da fishes" and "Your cock gonna spray like my mamma's dinga-magoo"

Can I have that large carp over there please? I'm going to give my boyfriend a Mafia Hand Job

Mafia Hand Job by Eric the Red December 15, 2004

Yak

cocaine

I just got blasted as fuck off that yak

Yak by Eric the Red November 7, 2003