9 definitions by Eric the Red

Mafia Hand Job

The act of using a carp to pleasure the male sexual equipment. The experience is further heightened by the use of 'dirty talk' such as: "I'm gonna make you sleep wit da fishes" and "Your cock gonna spray like my mamma's dinga-magoo"

Can I have that large carp over there please? I'm going to give my boyfriend a Mafia Hand Job

by Eric the Red December 15, 2004

Keiller

A person who abuses a friendship by milking the one-eyed lizard when in the confines of a friend's room.

Keiller went into my room and had a wank

by Eric the Red December 15, 2004

balloon knot

the asshole

I'd like spread her cheeks and tickle her balloon knot

by Eric the Red September 29, 2003

jaded

Slightly drunk; buzzin.

Yo fool I'm jaded.

by Eric the Red November 7, 2003

Princeton Meat Slap

The act of slapping one's member across an unexpecting party's face.

When Eric was sleeping I ran into the room and gave that cunt a Princeton Meat Slap across his face!

by Eric the Red December 15, 2004

Napoleon

The sexual act of having a much-loved and well-valued partner (of the same or opposite sex, depending what your desires are) perform fellatio on you while you attempt to conquer a country with a 600, 000 strong army. It is professed that when attempting to anex Russia, one receives a heightened sexual experience.

Man! I was just about to kick those Red motherfuckers' asses but that bitch Josephine went down on me and I took my eye off the prize! It was the shit though! Totally blew into her mouth; she was totally gagging.

by Eric the Red December 16, 2004

Gary Pallister Toast

A large to middling size portion of toast which has had ejaculate spread on it by a butter-knife

Here you go my dear, I've made you a nice slice of Gary Pallister toast

by Eric the Red December 15, 2004