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Definitions by Eric Jenson

Pop blocker 

The guy who knocks up your girl when you are trying to get her pregnant.
My girl and I are trying to have a baby but her lover is a pop blocker. Now she's having his baby! - Eric Jenson
Pop blocker by ERIC Jenson May 26, 2018

popblocker 

See pop blocker. One who gets your girl prego when you've been trying.
That fool is a popblocker! He got my girl prego.
popblocker by ERIC Jenson May 26, 2018

Method Athlete 

Much like a method actor, a method athlete will exercise their craft while throughout the day. A method athlete will dribble a basketball while in the grocery store.
The method athlete baseball player has never been seen with a baseball in his hand. Much like a method actor, this athlete is always in character with his sport.
Method Athlete by ERIC Jenson August 10, 2016
When a man or woman wraps theirs legs around their partner's leg or legs when falling asleep. This is different from spooning because the two people are spread apart with the upper bodies. This will look like the shape of a V. It provides intimacy without claustrophobia or clammy moments.
Hey man, I finally got some last night. Oh yeah, how is that? Well, I had to give her the Vee before she gave up the V. Hahaha.
The Vee by ERIC Jenson May 24, 2016

Ginavore 

One who refuses to eat anything else other than Vagina. Another common name used is straight pussy eater.
"Damn dude you eat a lot of snatch, you must be a ginavore!" ..Eric
"Yup, love that shit!"..Josh
Ginavore by ERIC Jenson July 21, 2014

Assfirmation 

When someone farts and looks around to get affirmation that others experienced the gas.
Eric farted a quality silent puff of gas and looked around for assfirmation.
Assfirmation by ERIC Jenson March 3, 2014

trippin over daisies

To trip over daisies means to make a big deal over nothing. It is another way of saying that you're sweating the small stuff.
"Dude, I know she was talkin' to that guy but really, you are trippin over daisies.
"Bro, not worth it, quit trippin over daisies."