Eric's definitions

Stress Sack

A baggie full of fake or really bad weed sold to ignorant kids in the suburbs. When smoked, causes nothing but stress cuz you won't get blazed.

Don't give me that cheap stress sack, give me the real weed.

by Eric April 2, 2004

gooback

It is a derogatory term used against people from the future. The term gooback came from the fact that when they travel thru the time portal a side affect causes them to be covered in goo, hence the term gooback.

I just want a double cheeseburger you fucking gooback!

Those goobacks took-our-jobs!

by Eric April 29, 2004

Pig Monger

A particularly ugly and annoying person, normally a sibling. Good nonsensical comeback to an insult.
(Real definition is person who sells pigs)

Sister: "You need to clean your room"
Brother: "Shutup Pig Monger"

by Eric December 4, 2003

conikal

An upper middle class CS player who participated in various comps.

wau c0n!KaL**

by Eric April 13, 2004

Nat Weaver

A penis shaped potato with lots of bumps and smells like rotten cheese

hunny, get that Nat Weaver out of my house.

by Eric December 15, 2003

blarge

- the way someone might feel after an eventful, sleep-deprived weekend

"Whoa...Chelsea Adams is blarge today", "she must be, its monday"

by eric February 14, 2005

Irvin

1) a noob that always steals all your fishing.

Eric: Goddamnit Irv, you stole all my fishing again. Here's a Tartarian Gate for all your trouble.
Irv: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

by Eric April 15, 2005