Eric's definitions

Kegger

A place with a fuck load of kegs full of beer.

A drank so much beer at that fucking kegger i died!

by Eric January 7, 2005

mindfart

A long and drawn out version of something simple.

We did one problem for four hours, when I had the answer at the beginning. It was a total mindfart.

by Eric July 15, 2003

fotifa

A girl who likes mhbs

Dang, fotifa got a nice tight ass

by eric April 4, 2005

Becker, n.

The title one receives, when, he can please two women simultaneously while playing a Mozart piano concerto. One must be extremely coordinated and limber. can also aply to a woman

Hey, look at Steve play all those arpeggios, eat that bitch and toe-fuck that oriental under the piano! What a Becker!

by eric December 7, 2004

womb

A queer who downloads public hacks for computer games, and is too stupid to make his own.

AKA: Super P.O.S.

Dude, you're such a fucking womb!

by Eric February 16, 2005

Farce

1.a broadly humorous play based on the exploitation of improbable situations
2.the genre of comedy represented by works of this kind
3.a ludicrous situation or action

"man, this is a fucking farce,im going home and goin to sleep"

by eric October 22, 2003

wasted

The act of drinking a shitload of alcholic beverages to the point of no longer being able to stand.

Or

The act of getting the fuck shot out of you by Gangsters.

Damn dude we were so wasted last night!

or

Holy Shit! They just wasted carl!

by Eric January 7, 2005