Eric's definitions

lucky

a kid from staten island that constantly breaks his legs, and other bones. and got sent to jail for a stupid computer crime

Lucky sure didn't get lucky this time.

by eric October 1, 2004

jermum

another way of saying 'your mom'. just sounds better

"hey wanna go to the movies Paul?"
"jermum" he replies.

by Eric May 7, 2003

lcb

old lady (lau char boh)

l = lau
c = char
b = boh

in english = old lady

by Eric January 28, 2004

emphoracle

1) n: One who is emphoric.
2) n: One who sees the future by shmagoiganning a person in order to gain access to their emphoric powers. See also shmagoigan
3) Adj: The state of emphoricness.
4) n: One who can summon fetusses to do his/her bidding.
5) Adj: Fetus-like.
6) Adv: Of forming and throwing fecal matter as ninja stars.
7) V: Throwing crap like a hippo.

1) You are emphoric!
2) I went to see the emphoracle.
3) You are emphoric!!! Woot!
4) FETUS I SUMMON YOU!!! DO MY BIDDING!!
5) You emphoric fetus.
6) I am emphoracley emphoracleizing you.
7) I Emphoracling you!

by Eric September 28, 2004

root juice

White viscous fluid ejected from a man's penis during ejaculation. Ejaculate. Sperm.

see also: baby gravy, man paste, man custard, cock paste, cum, jizz, seed, semen, sperm, spew, spunk, and splooge.

Eric is such a whore, he cannot get enough root juice in his ass.
or
I drilled Chris long and hard and finally filled her pussy with my root juice.

by Eric February 19, 2004

The Lone Ranger

When There Is 2 Guys And A Girl And 1 Of The Guys Kills The Other Guy And Kills The Girl And Then Just Jerks Off By Himself

Phil Pulled The Lone Ranger After He Killed Jill And Danny

by Eric January 25, 2004

skinny

the scoop, what's up

What's the skinny on your mom? Is she single?

by eric May 24, 2003