wilford brimley

When a man goes down on a woman whilst she has a yeast infection the consistency of Quaker Oats.

A good Wilford Brimley always makes me hungry for funnel cake.

by Eric July 31, 2003

Kuoder

A large used vagina covered in moist pubic hair

John is a fucking Kuoder!

by Eric March 27, 2003

chubby

a half erect penis

man when my girl friend celina wears those tight pants(u knoe the ones babe)with her tits hanging out I get a raging chubby!

by Eric November 24, 2003

Pastry chef

When one can sign there initials on a girls tits with their cum.

Wow, you were even able to dot the "i" for Ivan? Your a real Pastry Chef

by eric May 20, 2004

carpis

a fish stapled to a corpse, or vice-versa

"the evening was made spectacular by the appearance of a carpis"

by eric October 11, 2003

NOFX

doesnt stand for no fucking straight edge
it was named after the boston band negative fx
best punk band ever

by eric September 20, 2003

farkent

The closest of close calls.

JESUS! Put down the fucking phone and drive, man! We just had a serious farkent.

by Eric April 05, 2005