witch clit

The clitoris of a woman over 88 years old.
A foul, nasty clit, as if it were to belong to a witch, with warts, and scales, and a brightly colour lining of green.

Yo Momma!

(She has a clit like a witch)
(Yes, she has a witch clit)

by erectism January 11, 2008

Toby's Wet Dream

An amazing story about a teen, who happens to fall into an everlasting sex orgy with his family

Oh my, Toby's Wet Dream is the best book I've ever read

by erectism January 10, 2008

closed goat

A tightly shut vagina.

Oooooh, you don't have camel-toe, so you must have a closed goat.

by erectism January 11, 2008

2

Two, the number two, 2

2

2+2=4

4-2=2

2y = 4
y = 2

2=2

2:lf~7#sa"$65 = 2:lf~7#sa"$65

by erectism January 11, 2008

squiffer

1 - The inner lining of the smooth thin layer of skin inside the anus.

2 - The anus of any mammal.

MY OH MY that dick went up my squiffer like a finger through warm butter.

by Erectism November 9, 2007

tickletash

An itch wherever there may be a tash upon the body, as if it were to tickle.

Example 1:
Moses: Dude, I got one bad-ass itch

John: Fo Sho? Youz got a tickletash there bruv.

Example 2:
Henry: Why did everyone in ancient times have a tash?

Henrietta: Because without a tash, there would be no need for a tickletash.

by erectism January 11, 2008

rapesuasion

The advice given to someone, persuading them to rape.

Adam: Wanna make babies?
Eve: Nah.
Adam: G'won...
Eve: I don't want to
Adam: If we do, you'll get the most pleasure out of it
Eve: Ok. I'll do it

Narrator: Nothing like a lil bit o' rapesuasion from Adam there...

by erectism January 11, 2008