Erectism's definitions

Toby's Wet Dream

An amazing story about a teen, who happens to fall into an everlasting sex orgy with his family

Oh my, Toby's Wet Dream is the best book I've ever read

by erectism January 10, 2008

blood butter

Self explanitory...

...Blood-stained jizz.

Tony: I went to Africa, and an elephant gave me a blow job. I guided the elephant with my hands, opened my eyes, and all of a sudden, I was covered entirely with my own blood butter.

by erectism January 11, 2008

tickletash

An itch wherever there may be a tash upon the body, as if it were to tickle.

Example 1:
Moses: Dude, I got one bad-ass itch

John: Fo Sho? Youz got a tickletash there bruv.

Example 2:
Henry: Why did everyone in ancient times have a tash?

Henrietta: Because without a tash, there would be no need for a tickletash.

by erectism January 11, 2008

facial butter

Where one's face is overcoated in pure, rich, northern spunk.

Sharon: Is that sperm on my nose darling?
David: Yes. Yes it jolly-well is.
Sharon: Get it off then
David: Nah... I like a woman with facial butter.
Sharon: It's not butter darling, it's spunk!!!
Great Uncle Alan: I can't believe it's not butter!
David: What the fuck are you doing here?

by erectism January 11, 2008

wangoogle

the tip of skin underneath the fat bellend of some FUCKED UP TWAT

oh yeh, yeh, just like that, tickle it, no, NO, lick it, yeh, yehhhhhh, touch my wangoogle like a wet sausage

by erectism January 10, 2008

rape craving

The need for rape. i.e. a crave for rape.

Boris: I havn't raped anyone in over 8 months - I'm dying here...GIMME SOMETHING TO RAPE NOW.
Bruce: Man, that's some fine rape craving you've got there

by erectism January 11, 2008

Inner Vaginal Dribbling Disorder

IVDD (Inner Vaginal Dribbling Disorder) is a disease in which the vagina constantly releases fluid from the inside.

THERE IS NO FUCKING CURE

Doctor:
Maddam, it seems to me as if you have IVDD, an incurable disease... you will always piss continuously... UNTIL YOU FUCKING DIE

Maddam:
What the fuck is IVDD??

Doctor:
Inner Vaginal Dribbling Disorder

Maddam:
OH FUCK

Doctor:
YEAAAA BITCH, YOUZ GONNA DIE!

Maddam:
FUCK ME IN THE FACE TWICE

Doctor:
TH-DOOSH-DOOSH

Maddam:
FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME!!!

Crab:
Who wants ice-cream???????

by erectism January 10, 2008