Ereck Flowers's definitions

man tan

A farmer's tan, or a trucker's tan.

I got a man tan on my arms from playing golf at noon in August.

by Ereck Flowers November 24, 2018

bat gnat

A weak hitter in baseball, where the pitcher grows annoyed at his will just to keep his at-bat alive.

He faced the bat gnat. It took 12 pitches to retire him.

by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018

cheating

Taking shortcuts in life.

My sister was cheating her way to an award. That was pretty lame.

by Ereck Flowers June 30, 2016

absurd word

A hard-to-believe factoid.

That's certainly an absurd word you just uttered.

by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019

farty

A party that has the entertainment value of a fart.

This is no party. It's a fucking farty.

by Ereck Flowers November 7, 2018

drum bum

A homeless person who tries to make an earnest living receiving dollars for playing the drums from a variety of percussive things, be it buckets or actual drums.

Manhattan drum bums in the Subway? Cool! I will gladly slip you a fiver.

by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018

write fight

When someone writes hurriedly to meet an impending deadline.

I have to write fight so it can make the paper for tomorrow's issue.

by Ereck Flowers May 4, 2019