tight fight

A close battle

That was an old-fashioned tight fight between two great competitors of the sport.

by Ereck Flowers May 03, 2019

remote gloat

When a person watching television with others gets to control the remote.

The dad gets the remote gloat now.

by Ereck Flowers May 03, 2019

cum

(verb.) (of a male or female) orgasm.
(noun.) (of a male or female) an orgasm.

(verb.) Can you cum?
(noun.) I had a cum.

by Ereck Flowers August 22, 2017

hurlfriend

A girlfriend, past or present, who had or has nauseated you in one way or another.

She definitely qualifies as one of my many hurlfriends.

by Ereck Flowers November 08, 2018

eye dye

Contact lenses that change color of your eyes.

For the part, they made me wear eye dye. I have naturally brown eyes, and they wanted them light blue.

by Ereck Flowers November 21, 2018

Hatiator

A radiator you hate because it makes an annoying whirring sound.

This hatiator needs to shut up.

by Ereck Flowers June 24, 2016

nice price

The pain a person feels for being a nice person as much as possible.

Ah, the nice price for the good life!

by Ereck Flowers November 21, 2018