Prez fez

A ceremonial cap given to someone with a title of power.

He wore that Prez fez all the time at meetings.

by Ereck Flowers May 03, 2019

Nerdy, Dirty, Greasy look

Bad hair day

Helen: You're having a nerdy, dirty, greasy look today?

Hayden: Yes.

Helen: You should work on that.

Hayden: No.

by Ereck Flowers December 22, 2014

pipe wipe

Wiping your anus with toilet paper when you use the bathroom.

A pipe wipe and I'm out.

by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018

Justin Tuck it

To accomplish an objective following a skillful charge.

Amar'e Stoudemire Justin-Tucked it to the hoop and slam-dunk over Michael Beasley.

Defensive ends must learn to Justin Tuck it when they face the Cowboys: they must learn to bowl over the offensive line, force Tony Romo to the turf, and cause him to cry and complain to the refs that the defense was "mean" to him.

by Ereck Flowers December 20, 2010

Bimbo

An undignified woman.

Even though I may seem like a bimbo, I do try hard and therefore am not.

by Ereck Flowers February 15, 2015

crisp

satisfying

Example 1: I'll give you a crisp high-five.

Example 2: I'll send you a crisply written email.

Example 3: That was a crisp football pass.

by Ereck Flowers May 08, 2018

crutch

Something that if a guy uses to get a girl, he's a douchebag.

Guy: My brother has had a hard time in life, so because I care about him, we should get together. Right?

Girl: Nope. Not on the same page. It seems you're using that as a crutch to get with me.

Guy: But I should get something for the pain I'm suffering, dammit!

(The girl slaps him and walks away.)

Guy: That was deserved. . .that was deserved.

by Ereck Flowers August 18, 2018