Definitions by Ereck Flowers

remote gloat

When a person watching television with others gets to control the remote.

The dad gets the remote gloat now.

remote gloat by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019

hen den

A place where women gather to discuss things that would normally agitate guys.

Go to the hen den and leave me out of it!

hen den by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019

goofy aloof 

A kid acting like a punk.

He's sure goofy aloof, isn't he?

goofy aloof by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019

call install 

When you use a techie on the telephone to solve a technology problem.

I'll just call install the internet connection instead of having a professional over to my house.

call install by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019

hair scare 

A bad haircut.

You have a hair scare on top of your head right now.

hair scare by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019

sick tick 

The duration of an illness.

I'm waiting for this sick tick to end.

sick tick by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019

feckless necklace

Jewelry a guys gives a woman to make up for doing her wrong romantically.

Here's a feckless necklace, honey. So let's just get past my refusing that activity.

feckless necklace by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019