Definitions by Ereck Flowers

round around the edges

Too easy to get along with

She was too round around the edges to get a boyfriend. She feared boy would take advantage of her.

round around the edges by Ereck Flowers June 25, 2015

overcompensate 

give or take more than what was earned

Man 1: You are overcompensating by taking too much hair cream. You're hair isn't that beautiful.

Man 2: I may have overcompensated him for the hair cream, now that you mention it.

overcompensate by Ereck Flowers June 24, 2015

lost your virginity 

Having sexual intercourse for the first time or having a first kiss, depending on your perspective.

Girl: I lost my virginity. I had my first kiss with Tim.

Boy: You really lost your virginity? Did you have sex with him?

Girl: Well, no. But it felt like I lost my virginity.

Boy: Fair. Agree to disagree.

lost your virginity by Ereck Flowers June 8, 2015

stone-hearted 

impervious to altruistic emotions

The scam artist was stone-hearted. He thought about his family, not humanity.

stone-hearted by Ereck Flowers June 6, 2015

stone-hearted 

impervious to altruistic emotions

The scam artist was stone-hearted. He thought about his family, not humanity.

stone-hearted by Ereck Flowers June 6, 2015

phat 

A more insulting way of saying "fat," because it seems to have originally been a lie that you weren't fat, but only cool (phat). Being called fat in deceit is far worse than just being called plain fat.

"You're fat," Jeff said.

"What?" Erica asked.

"Uh, you're phat," Jeff said. "You heard of 'phat,' right? With a 'ph?'

"Litmus testing?" Erica asked.

"It means cool," Jeff said.

"Fuck you," Erica said.

phat by Ereck Flowers May 27, 2015

boredom 

When there are many options for fun you cannot consider possible.

Man: I having trouble with my own boredom.

Woman: Try going to a movie.

Man: That costs money.

Woman: Cooking?

Man: Could burn myself.

Woman: Sewing?

Man: A noose?

Woman: Then what?

Man: Do something that would make me ever more bored then now.

Woman: Okay.

boredom by Ereck Flowers May 25, 2015