Ereck Flowers's definitions

hill pill

A drug that makes you high.

That was a hill pill. I feel like I'm on top of the world, and I don't see myself getting any more elated!

by Ereck Flowers November 23, 2018

snooze blues

Uncomfortable sleep.

I tossed and turned. I had a nightmare. I had the snooze blues.

by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018

Feeling it

Doing things but not knowing why.

I'm feeling it. I'm not going to die; I feel it.

by Ereck Flowers November 8, 2014

snooze choose

Deciding to sleep after an alarm sounds.

I snooze choose if I can get away with it.

by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019

Fenway Park

The home baseball stadium for the Boston Red Sox that is awkward for the following reasons: it features diminutive six-foot high dugouts, the only manual auxilary scoreboard in professional sports, a foul pole that resides in the middle of right field (nicknamed Pesky Pole in the 1950's), a giant green wall that resides in the middle of left field (nicknamed The Green Monster in 1947), stadium seats hanging over a Boston street (Lansdowne Street), and a bullpen in center field that is accessible to outfielders during play because of its short wall.

If ballparks were golf courses, Fenway Park would be a miniature golf course.

Red Sox fans love Fenway Park because it's almost as awkward as them . . . almost.

by Ereck Flowers December 25, 2010

fap nap

When a guy masturbates in bed.

I'm reaching down for my fap nap so I can get to sleep tonight.

by Ereck Flowers May 29, 2019

competent

Being able to do things well.

Donald wasn't competent at business. He went bankrupt thrice.

by Ereck Flowers July 2, 2016