Donald Crumpet

Any depressing fact about Donald Trump that you must digest.

How many Donald Crumpets are in one newspaper?

by Ereck Flowers October 23, 2018

Donald Bump

An emotional bruise from being victimized by the Trump administration.

I have many Donald Bumps. Maybe I should move to avoid more.

by Ereck Flowers October 23, 2018

sex

The number one reason why men are stupid.

The philosopher might wonder why, aside from being an evolutionary device, men are attracted to having sex.

by Ereck Flowers December 25, 2010

remote gloat

When a person watching television with others gets to control the remote.

The dad gets the remote gloat now.

by Ereck Flowers May 03, 2019

haze phase

A confusing period in a person's life.

He was going through a haze phase with his parents.

by Ereck Flowers May 03, 2019

realist

Someone who doesn't give a shit because in the real world nobody gives a shit.

I'm not lazy. I'm a realist.

by Ereck Flowers October 22, 2018

The goat

The neglected person because everyone rightfully takes that person for granted.

She was the goat because she had done so well in life.

by Ereck Flowers April 17, 2015