Ereck Flowers's definitions

date hate

When there is animosity between two people on a date.

We had serious date hate. As a corollary, we broke up!

by Ereck Flowers November 13, 2018

vote gloat

When you feel elated that the candidate for which you voted won the election.

Ah, the vote gloat that occurs when someone like she wins.

by Ereck Flowers November 13, 2018

elhope

To hope to elope one day.

Woman: Can we elhope at least?

Man: I guess that's our only choice because our parents won't let us have a traditional wedding.

by Ereck Flowers August 11, 2018

write fight

When someone writes hurriedly to meet an impending deadline.

I have to write fight so it can make the paper for tomorrow's issue.

by Ereck Flowers May 4, 2019

cock stalk

Sexual predatory behavior from a man.

That guy needs to stop cock stalking me. I will not go out with him. I have no interest in him. I will report him if he doesn't read my social signals soon.

by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018

bat gnat

A weak hitter in baseball, where the pitcher grows annoyed at his will just to keep his at-bat alive.

He faced the bat gnat. It took 12 pitches to retire him.

by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018

cheating

Taking shortcuts in life.

My sister was cheating her way to an award. That was pretty lame.

by Ereck Flowers June 30, 2016