Definitions by Ereck Flowers

hole toll 

The act of earning sexual intercourse.

I paid the hole toll. Now I expect sex. If I I don't get laid, figures.

hole toll by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018

Hades lady

A girl who probably came from hell.

Guy: She was my girlfriend. Turned out, just a Hades lady.

Girl: I promise I'll be better to you than she was.

Hades lady by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018

pipe wipe 

Wiping your anus with toilet paper when you use the bathroom.

A pipe wipe and I'm out.

pipe wipe by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018

weird beard

Facial hair grown and shaved in ways that are designed to attract notice from others.

He had a whiplash mustache, the king of weird beards.

weird beard by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018

dork quirk 

An eccentricity of someone that makes them antisocial.

His dork quirk is that he rocks back and forth in his chair when he's alone.

dork quirk by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018

sexperience 

Romantic or sexual behavior that has shaped one's perspective for future such encounters.

I've had much sexperience. I'm not fully proud of it, but it is what it is and I've grown from it, I guess.

sexperience by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018

cock clock 

How much time passes between the beginning of intercourse and orgasm for a man.

My cock clock is usually about five minutes.

cock clock by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018