teh

The chill way of texting "the."

I went to teh 99 cent store and bought a thingy.

by Ereck Flowers August 11, 2018

cold gold

Where someone sacrifices something sentimental for an achievement.

I have cold gold from selling my old records at my garage sale.

by Ereck Flowers May 29, 2019

textpert

An expert text messenger.

My brother is a textpert; he's so clever in his texts.

by Ereck Flowers June 24, 2016

bloom soon

When a plant blossoms early according to seasonal norms.

That garden experienced a bloom soon with many of the plants it features.

by Ereck Flowers May 03, 2019

gawk talk

When someone talks nervously to someone who intimidates and impresses them.

That boy was gawk talking to his father's friend.

by Ereck Flowers May 03, 2019

pocket two's

A metaphor for one's mental state in which the hand that one was dealt resembles "pocket 2's," where it is sort of interesting, but not going to win unless given help.

I was given pocket two's for these last three years. But I won with such a lousy hand, so it's all good.

by Ereck Flowers March 01, 2018

competent

Being able to do things well.

Donald wasn't competent at business. He went bankrupt thrice.

by Ereck Flowers July 02, 2016