Definitions by Ereck Flowers

fay

A flaming gay person.

Guy: He's a fay.

Girl: I could tell.

fay by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018

lord hoard 

A valuable collection that its holder can lord over others.

I have a lord hoard of baseball cards. Not just any old collection. A lord hoard. Ha!

lord hoard by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018

5-card thud 

When you are dealt a great hand in poker, and you feel your heart thud as a consequence, whereby you must keep calm to give a good poker face and play effectively thereafter.

Guy's thoughts: "Don't look suspicious. I hope nobody could tell that I just had a 5-card thud there."

5-card thud by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018

bold cold 

When you blast the air conditioner during hot months despite your bill, just because it feels so good.

Man: Don't bold cold the room. Put it at a reasonable temperature, okay?

bold cold by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018

paint faint 

Fumes of heavy paint that make you feel you will pass out.

That is some serious paint faint. I should have used a mask!

paint faint by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018

fair scare 

When you scare someone back for scaring you.

Guy: Boo!

Girl: Ack!

Guy: It's only fair. You scared me first.

Girl: Okay. Agreed that is was a fair scare.

fair scare by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018

hair scare 

When the hair on your head is disheveled or unkempt in one way or another, and it takes you by surprise.

I had a hair scare this morning. And my solution was a hat.

hair scare by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018