Ereck Flowers's definitions

woman

A person who manipulates when she's young, panics about having children when she's middle-aged, and obsesses about looking young when she's old.

I don't need a woman. Ever.

by Ereck Flowers August 11, 2017

whoregeous

Someone who is sexually attractive because she puts out easily.

Guy: She might not be gorgeous, but she's whoregeous.

Girl: So you're saying she's fugly?

Guy: Yup. Something like that.

by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018

pun fun

When you are making puns because they are too irresistible to keep inside.

I'm having enormous pun fun. I can't help myself!

by Ereck Flowers November 13, 2018

cursed worst

When you finish in last, or essentially in last, in a string of like competitions.

I'm not just the worst. I'm cursed worst with this stuff.

by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018

hard work

When you give it your all.

My sister doesn't do hard work at work. She just sits in her office all day and pretends to do work.

by Ereck Flowers June 29, 2016

Frustration

Sifting through bullshit all day.

I have frustration over this football team. They don't have any good ideas, it seems.

by Ereck Flowers May 1, 2015

lost your virginity

Having sexual intercourse for the first time or having a first kiss, depending on your perspective.

Girl: I lost my virginity. I had my first kiss with Tim.

Boy: You really lost your virginity? Did you have sex with him?

Girl: Well, no. But it felt like I lost my virginity.

Boy: Fair. Agree to disagree.

by Ereck Flowers June 8, 2015