Ereck Flowers's definitions

heart start

The beginning of a romantic relationship.

At our heart start, we were merely sexually compatible. After spending time together, however, we have fallen in love.

by Ereck Flowers November 21, 2018

idiot

Someone who eventually needs to be put down.

Matt was an idiot. He was rightfully hospitalized.

by Ereck Flowers July 4, 2016

Donald Crumpet

Any depressing fact about Donald Trump that you must digest.

How many Donald Crumpets are in one newspaper?

by Ereck Flowers October 23, 2018

lead head

A heavy metal music lover.

There are some cool lead heads at the front of the concert.

by Ereck Flowers May 4, 2019

sew new

Mend clothing such that it looks as good as new.

Thanks for sew newing my costume. The tear us gone!

by Ereck Flowers November 23, 2018

Donald Bump

An emotional bruise from being victimized by the Trump administration.

I have many Donald Bumps. Maybe I should move to avoid more.

by Ereck Flowers October 23, 2018

sex

The number one reason why men are stupid.

The philosopher might wonder why, aside from being an evolutionary device, men are attracted to having sex.

by Ereck Flowers December 25, 2010