Ereck Flowers's definitions

gave birth from my anus

To have a painfully large poo.

Wendy, I just gave birth from my anus!

by Ereck Flowers October 27, 2017

blah-feeling coffee-drinking

When someone drinks caffeinated coffee to boost energy.

I had a blah-feeling coffee-drinking this morning. I'm ready 'till my lunch break!

by Ereck Flowers May 4, 2019

old gold

When you find an old person, who, rather than being bitter and depressed about her old age, has seemed to develop wisdom and patience from experience, rendering the person more a blast to hang out with than anyone else it seems.

That guy is old gold. We had coffee, he bought me a Greek Mythology book at the store, and he gave me advice that I only understood later when I had time to reflect. Cool!

by Ereck Flowers November 13, 2018

Dost thou question?

A defensive comment for one's own idea when there is an idiot in the social group.

Bob: Let's go bowling.

Sandra: Yeah, I want to shoot a 225.

Ralph: You don't even know what a 225 is.

Sandra: Dost thou question?

by Ereck Flowers November 17, 2014

sweat dream

A nightmare that has as much a visceral aspect as a wet dream, just at the other end of the comfort spectrum.

I had a sweat dream. Geez, that was horrifying. Thank goodness it was just my imagination at work.

by Ereck Flowers November 7, 2018

butt slut

When you have anal sexual intercourse, or sodomize someone anally.

Doing the ol' butt slut.

by Ereck Flowers November 21, 2018

hankee

A hankerchief used by Yankee fans for when they perform poorly.

I used my hankee for 2004.

by Ereck Flowers June 24, 2016