get squishy

To have sex. Especially, to shag.

Mmm, are you ready to get squishy?

by Enward September 06, 2005

scollegabye

(Italian <i>scollegare</i>, to disconnect, + goodbye)
The phone call made after a mobile connection is lost, for the sole purpose of formally ending the conversation.
Related word: "scollegabye-bye" - a text message sent in lieu of a scollegabye.

- Hello?
- Yeah it's me again. Just calling you back for the scollegabye.
- O.K. Bye.
- Yeah, bye.

by Enward September 06, 2005

wiimatoma

a protuberance beneath the skin, usually a mass of clotted blood, caused by damage to blood vessels during extreme wii play

"How many lumps do you want?"
"Aw, three or four."
Wham-wham-wham-wham!
"Wiimatoma!"

by Enward August 27, 2008

queuestipated

A state of queue paralysis caused by having at home the maximum number of DVDs from Netflix and failing to watch them. This is often caused by a high concentration of art or foreign films-- those which the subscriber thinks he *should* see but is never in the mood.

The only known cure is to seal those DVDs up, unwatched, and drop them in the mail.

Still, you should probably be eating more fiber.

X: Dude, you're still sitting on "Cries and Whispers"?
Y: That, "The English Patient", and fucking "Citizen Kane". I'm dying. I'm totally queuestipated. I'll never get to see "I, Robot".

by Enward September 23, 2005

motherfungry

Motherfucking hungry. See fungry.

I'm so motherfungry, I'd eat a sandwich from a gas station.

by Enward July 21, 2005

no woeeiwa

E-slang for no worries. Originally caused by a left hand out-of-alignment over the keyboard.

A: Oopsy. I should have told you earlier about your wife's water breaking. She's had twins. Sorry about that.
C: No woeeiwa~ Ir'a LL FOOS.

by Enward October 11, 2005

boylimia

n. eating disorder suffered by males (cf. manorexia) usually accompanied by a binge-and-purge relationship to food.

- Is that guy manorexic? Somebody get him a cheeseburger.
- He just had three cheeseburgers and then went to the can. I think he's got boylimia.

by Enward April 17, 2006