Definitions by Enward

Czexican

Usually sexy genetic offspring of Czech and Mexican parents, increasingly common in parts of Texas and in Chihuahua, Mexico.

E9: Damn, that girl is fine. Where's she from?
Ew: And she can cook, too. I think she's Czexican.

Czexican by Enward September 21, 2005

scollegabye 

(Italian <i>scollegare</i>, to disconnect, + goodbye)
The phone call made after a mobile connection is lost, for the sole purpose of formally ending the conversation.
Related word: "scollegabye-bye" - a text message sent in lieu of a scollegabye.

- Hello?
- Yeah it's me again. Just calling you back for the scollegabye.
- O.K. Bye.
- Yeah, bye.

scollegabye by Enward September 6, 2005

bachelor chow 

Cooked food preserved in a pouch (as "Tasty Bite" Indian dinners) that requires only to be heated in hot water for a few minutes before being served.

- What are you having for dinner?
- Ever since the girl moved out, I'm living on bachelor chow.

bachelor chow by Enward September 6, 2005

get squishy 

To have sex. Especially, to shag.

Mmm, are you ready to get squishy?

get squishy by Enward September 6, 2005

motherfungry 

Motherfucking hungry. See fungry.

I'm so motherfungry, I'd eat a sandwich from a gas station.

motherfungry by Enward July 21, 2005

ridink 

Beyond ridiculous. Ridonculous without being worth the time to say it.

Both words in use since at least 1994.

- His ego is out of control. It's ridonculous.
- It's ridink.

ridink by Enward July 21, 2005