Enrique 's definitions

se me paro

"Se me paro" is a spanish word for Im horny or Im hard

GUY1=Hey yo check that lady right there...
GUY2=Yeah se me paro
GUY1=U sick bastard

by Enrique September 8, 2004

crittal

A very beautiful big ol fricken shiny beam gazing energy splitting device sent by the gods to keep us all Devine

Damn, Memory found a heck of a terminated crittal over there in that hill

I think he might be a wizard

by Enrique February 24, 2021

weediberto

Spanish slang for "weed", it works because it sounds like a spanish name, so it can be tried infront of parents like below....

Enrique:Hey Marco are we gonna go wit Weediberto?
Mom:Whos Weedilberto?
Enrique: Oh.. he is just a good friend of mines.... a GOOD friend :)

by Enrique January 23, 2006

smashed crab face

To have a pudgy, rectangular face in the form of a a deep sea crustacean, 'Crab'

Renee Zellweger has a smashed crab face

by Enrique February 5, 2005

reacharound

The act during a MMF threesome in which a man reaches around another man in a Mitchell-like maneuver and grabs the other man's penis.

Mitch gave Fred the ole' reacharound while they weren't pleasuring the girl that they double-teamed.

by Enrique February 27, 2005

usb

University for Sucky Bastards

Boss:You ain't doing your work right!, where the fuck you come from?USB???
Worker:Im sorry!!

by Enrique March 14, 2007

like father like son

Song by The Game featuring Busta Rhymes, the title itself explains the song, how the same story is passed from father to son, hystory repeats itself, dont forget that kids.

Father: Awww i cant belive Bush got elected!!!
10 yrs after

Son: Awww i cant belive Bush got elected, damn.

by Enrique April 21, 2005