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1.) Literally, work that is done at home. Usually applies to schoolwork. Homework is unnecessary as it is given to students who have already spent the majority of the day at school.
2.) Something that gets crueler with every grade. While the first graders chug away on their addition worksheets, they are blissfully unaware that they will soon enough be doing laborous tasks such as AP World History homework, Geometry 2 homework, English Honors homework, and even Gym homework on a nightly basis.
3.) Assignments that are wickedly easy to procrastinate on whenever there is a preferable activity at hand, such as YouTube, Xbox, or being impaled by a molten iron spike.
4.) What you are probably supposed to be doing at this very moment, seeing as you looked up "homework" on urbandictionary. I would go so far as to say you have a very LARGE amount of it.
2.) Something that gets crueler with every grade. While the first graders chug away on their addition worksheets, they are blissfully unaware that they will soon enough be doing laborous tasks such as AP World History homework, Geometry 2 homework, English Honors homework, and even Gym homework on a nightly basis.
3.) Assignments that are wickedly easy to procrastinate on whenever there is a preferable activity at hand, such as YouTube, Xbox, or being impaled by a molten iron spike.
4.) What you are probably supposed to be doing at this very moment, seeing as you looked up "homework" on urbandictionary. I would go so far as to say you have a very LARGE amount of it.
by Enigmatical January 19, 2010
Get the Homework mug.This term is similar to the apostrophe catastrophe, but it is reserved for the most revolting of apostrophe errors. Only a true abomination of a linguist would commit an apostrophe atrocity.
Examples of the apostrophe atrocity:
"Did yo'u do the home'work?"
"I do'nt think that its nece'ssary"
"O'h loo'k, its our Eng'lish teach'er"
"Why i's sh'e cryi'ng?
"Did yo'u do the home'work?"
"I do'nt think that its nece'ssary"
"O'h loo'k, its our Eng'lish teach'er"
"Why i's sh'e cryi'ng?
by Enigmatical November 20, 2010
Get the Apostrophe Atrocity mug.The most awesome evil magical insane jester ever to grace the Nintendo Wii. Dimentio's signature line, either when exiting by teleportation or when killing someone, is a simple "ciao". He is the surprise character in Super Paper Mario, being the final boss as he betrays Count Bleck. He combines himself with the Chaos Heart and a hypnotized Luigi to form the giant monstrosity known as Super Dimentio.
Dimentio always wears a smile, even in his final curtain call when he is by Mario, Bowser, Peach, and the Pure Hearts. He often speaks in metaphors ("Now we must duel, like two gleaming banjos on a moonlit stoop!"), and plots throughout the game to overthrow Count Bleck, though at first his intentions are subtle at best. He controls dimensions, and has one of his own creation called Dimension D which makes him precisely 256 more times more powerful when he is in it. He is also thought to have written the Dark Prognosticus.
Dimentio was most likely destroyed, although the theatrical charlatan may indeed return in future games to haunt Mario and Luigi.
Dimentio always wears a smile, even in his final curtain call when he is by Mario, Bowser, Peach, and the Pure Hearts. He often speaks in metaphors ("Now we must duel, like two gleaming banjos on a moonlit stoop!"), and plots throughout the game to overthrow Count Bleck, though at first his intentions are subtle at best. He controls dimensions, and has one of his own creation called Dimension D which makes him precisely 256 more times more powerful when he is in it. He is also thought to have written the Dark Prognosticus.
Dimentio was most likely destroyed, although the theatrical charlatan may indeed return in future games to haunt Mario and Luigi.
"Ciao!" -Dimentio
by Enigmatical May 24, 2009
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