Enigmatical's definitions
This term is similar to the apostrophe catastrophe, but it is reserved for the most revolting of apostrophe errors. Only a true abomination of a linguist would commit an apostrophe atrocity.
Examples of the apostrophe atrocity:
"Did yo'u do the home'work?"
"I do'nt think that its nece'ssary"
"O'h loo'k, its our Eng'lish teach'er"
"Why i's sh'e cryi'ng?
"Did yo'u do the home'work?"
"I do'nt think that its nece'ssary"
"O'h loo'k, its our Eng'lish teach'er"
"Why i's sh'e cryi'ng?
by Enigmatical November 20, 2010
Get the Apostrophe Atrocitymug. The most awesome evil magical insane jester ever to grace the Nintendo Wii. Dimentio's signature line, either when exiting by teleportation or when killing someone, is a simple "ciao". He is the surprise character in Super Paper Mario, being the final boss as he betrays Count Bleck. He combines himself with the Chaos Heart and a hypnotized Luigi to form the giant monstrosity known as Super Dimentio.
Dimentio always wears a smile, even in his final curtain call when he is by Mario, Bowser, Peach, and the Pure Hearts. He often speaks in metaphors ("Now we must duel, like two gleaming banjos on a moonlit stoop!"), and plots throughout the game to overthrow Count Bleck, though at first his intentions are subtle at best. He controls dimensions, and has one of his own creation called Dimension D which makes him precisely 256 more times more powerful when he is in it. He is also thought to have written the Dark Prognosticus.
Dimentio was most likely destroyed, although the theatrical charlatan may indeed return in future games to haunt Mario and Luigi.
Dimentio always wears a smile, even in his final curtain call when he is by Mario, Bowser, Peach, and the Pure Hearts. He often speaks in metaphors ("Now we must duel, like two gleaming banjos on a moonlit stoop!"), and plots throughout the game to overthrow Count Bleck, though at first his intentions are subtle at best. He controls dimensions, and has one of his own creation called Dimension D which makes him precisely 256 more times more powerful when he is in it. He is also thought to have written the Dark Prognosticus.
Dimentio was most likely destroyed, although the theatrical charlatan may indeed return in future games to haunt Mario and Luigi.
"Ciao!" -Dimentio
by Enigmatical May 24, 2009
Get the Dimentiomug. An inhabitant of Draynor Village in RuneScape. Contrary to what his name might suggest, the Master Farmer does not spend any time "farming", per se. Instead, he spends his days roaming around the square, waiting for players to try to steal his seeds so he can scream "Cor blimey mate, what are ye doing in me pockets?" and punch them hard enough to cause fractures. He lives for this.
Because he does not farm, it is questionable how he manages to get so many seeds to begin with. Perhaps he buys them on the Grand Exchange; perhaps he is a pickpocket himself; perhaps he has secret underground crops farmed by an army of Master Farmerites. Whatever the case, he fits right in with the many sketchy citizens of Draynor.
Because he does not farm, it is questionable how he manages to get so many seeds to begin with. Perhaps he buys them on the Grand Exchange; perhaps he is a pickpocket himself; perhaps he has secret underground crops farmed by an army of Master Farmerites. Whatever the case, he fits right in with the many sketchy citizens of Draynor.
Player: *attempts to pick the Master Farmer's pocket*
Master Farmer: *gives the player a fracture-causing punch* Cor blimey mate, what are ye doing in me pockets?
Player: Training my thieving level, you dick!
Master Farmer: *gives the player a fracture-causing punch* Cor blimey mate, what are ye doing in me pockets?
Player: Training my thieving level, you dick!
by Enigmatical June 23, 2010
Get the Master Farmermug.