Enigmatical's definitions

RuneScape

A game whose player population is 70% noobs, 15% high leveled nerds, 10% total jerks, 4% bots, and 1% other. What follows is a sampling of these clever and charming individuals in action.

Pillow014: Give me money or i report u
Tommyboy12: Where Varrock
Microosoft: Ned gf plz
Frosthelix: Ahaha you all noobs I pwn all of you
Frosthelix: Noobs
Frosthelix: Noobs
Frosthelix: Noobs
Under9000: Frost stfu
Microosoft: Will u my my gf
1xzf34mt: ----go to FREEGP.COM now!---
Foxygurl77: No, soz
Microosoft: Y not
1xzf34mt: ----go to FREEGP.COM now!---
1xzf34mt: ----go to FREEGP.COM now!---
Bigdaddy13: Dancing for runescape money
Foxygurl77: Because im a guy
Frosthelix: Haha bigdaddy is a noob
1xzf34mt: ----go to FREEGP.COM now!---
Microosoft: Ewwwwwww
Bigdaddy13: No Im not, I pwn you on my main

by Enigmatical April 11, 2010

Makeover Mage

An NPC in the world of RuneScape. He/she is able to transform the player's gender and skin tone upon request. His/her main purpose is transforming sexually confused male players into female characters; these "girls" then go out into the world, usually identifiable by their hotness and suspicious taste in fashion (i.e. short shorts from Keldagrim). The Makeover Mage is responsible for at least half of the female characters in RuneScape. Genuine female players are rare.

*PkerGod spots his friend Bigdaddy13 walking away from the makeover mage's house*
PkerGod: Hey, weren't you a guy...?
Bigdaddy13: Um, no? Y do u ask
PkerGod: Yes you were. Dude, I saw you at CW yesterday.
Bigdaddy13: Oh that. Well see this account used to be my brothers but he gave it to me
PkerGod: Hmm. *adds Bigdaddy 13 to his ignore list*

by Enigmatical February 22, 2011

Dimentio

The most awesome evil magical insane jester ever to grace the Nintendo Wii. Dimentio's signature line, either when exiting by teleportation or when killing someone, is a simple "ciao". He is the surprise character in Super Paper Mario, being the final boss as he betrays Count Bleck. He combines himself with the Chaos Heart and a hypnotized Luigi to form the giant monstrosity known as Super Dimentio.

Dimentio always wears a smile, even in his final curtain call when he is by Mario, Bowser, Peach, and the Pure Hearts. He often speaks in metaphors ("Now we must duel, like two gleaming banjos on a moonlit stoop!"), and plots throughout the game to overthrow Count Bleck, though at first his intentions are subtle at best. He controls dimensions, and has one of his own creation called Dimension D which makes him precisely 256 more times more powerful when he is in it. He is also thought to have written the Dark Prognosticus.

Dimentio was most likely destroyed, although the theatrical charlatan may indeed return in future games to haunt Mario and Luigi.

"Ciao!" -Dimentio

by Enigmatical May 24, 2009