TIGS

Totally Illegitimate Government Schools. Schools funded by taxpayers, referrerd to by government agencies as "public schools."

Buildings in which skulls full of mush are politically indoctrinated to be good little conformists of state doctrine.

Fifty per cent of my property taxes go to support TIGS --totally illegitimate government schools and their bureaucracy.

by England phi beta gamma February 02, 2008

arer

The Washington DC (Warshington) pronounciation of the letter r.

I live on Arer Street Southeast.

by England phi beta gamma May 22, 2008

sporting wood

Having an erection in a public place such as the office, or a club.

I had lunch with the new secretary, and was suddenly sporting wood on the drive back to the office.

by England phi beta gamma March 26, 2008

mau mau

V. To incite a riot.

South Central got mau maued after the Rodney King trial.

by England phi beta gamma January 22, 2008

honker

erection, boner, hard-on, Ridgid Tool

That bird's so fine she's gaving me a honker.

by england phi beta gamma September 04, 2008

arsehole

Australian slang meaning "to evict."

She arseholed Tom and Harry and now Dick is all she ever thinks about.

by England phi beta gamma November 15, 2007

latrinogram

A term used on M*A*S*H to mean toilet wall grafitti. Used to spread rumors about people who are screwing up everybody else's lives.

Did you read the latest latrinogram?

by England phi beta gamma January 27, 2008