England Phi Beta Gamma's definitions

dropping your pants to fart

A Chinese expression used to indicate that some action is a complete waste of time.

Preparing these reports early is like dropping your pants to fart.

by England phi beta gamma July 5, 2008

buggery

1. anal intercourse
2. necrophilia (sex with corpses)
3. bestiality (sex with animals)
4. coprophagy (eating excrement)

The perp got 5 years for committing buggery and posting on the internet.

by England phi beta gamma March 30, 2008

catty wompers

A term used in the US Midwest to describe something out of balance, vibrating, or shaky.

My car is shaking badly because the front wheels are catty wompers.

by england phi beta gamma February 23, 2008

fifth street lawyer

The biggest insult one can offer up to a Washington DC attorney -- especially one with an office on 15th Street.

DC Superior Court is on 5th Street, and cheap lawyers hang around there waiting for court-appointed cases. They are the bottom-feeders in an industry already consisting of scum-suckers.

Don't you ever call me a Fifth Street lawyer again, or I'll sue you!

by England phi beta gamma January 22, 2008

phuqueue

Fuck you.

Phuqueue can be used in chat rooms to deal with rude pizza-faced types who have no lives.

by england phi beta gamma October 21, 2008

dip

1 n. A pickpocket

2 D.I.P. = drunk in public the abbreviation used in police arrests

As the fluff saps the mark, the dip rips the wad.

by England phi beta gamma March 7, 2008

sharking

A term used by members of the Tailhook Association to describe the act of biting a woman's rump through her clothes.

That new female pilot experienced a lot of sharking at the Vegas convention.

by England phi beta gamma April 10, 2008