10 definitions by Emu Sam

ascient

A person that lacks scientific knowledge or doesn't believe in scientific facts because of a conflicting belief system.

The ascient protested that Intelligent Design is a valid scientific theory.

by Emu Sam August 4, 2008

euch-arrest

The sacrament of incarcerating someone for stealing a cracker.

After indulging in curiousity by not swallowing the Eucharist wafer, the student was forced to submit to euch-arrest.

by Emu Sam August 4, 2008

theologenie

The act of summoning God to magically explain every problem.

The theo-login decided to theologenie their way through the million dissenting comments.

by Emu Sam August 4, 2008

theolo-gee

the argument that there must be a God because -- wow -- isn't everything just AMAZING!

The conservative Christian tried to claim a theolo-gee.

by Emu Sam August 4, 2008

theo-login

Someone who drops into a secular blog to post a comment for Christ.

The theo-login kept arguing long after the regular commenters identified them as a troll.

by Emu Sam August 4, 2008

baloney detection

Ability to sense or suspect a lie.

Somehow, my baloney detection tells me they fabricated the nonsense.

by Emu Sam August 4, 2008

Apollo-getics

Defending the reality of the moon landing.

The geeks indulged in some Apollo-getics and counter-Apollo-getics far into the night.

by Emu Sam August 4, 2008