Emu Sam's definitions

ascient

A person that lacks scientific knowledge or doesn't believe in scientific facts because of a conflicting belief system.

The ascient protested that Intelligent Design is a valid scientific theory.

by Emu Sam September 28, 2008

theologenie

The act of summoning God to magically explain every problem.

The theo-login decided to theologenie their way through the million dissenting comments.

by Emu Sam September 28, 2008

baloney detection

Ability to sense or suspect a lie.

Somehow, my baloney detection tells me they fabricated the nonsense.

by Emu Sam September 29, 2008

theolo-gee

the argument that there must be a God because -- wow -- isn't everything just AMAZING!

The conservative Christian tried to claim a theolo-gee.

by Emu Sam September 28, 2008

theonoma

The spread of religion throughout secular aspects of a community or society. May be malign or benign. From Greek theos (god) and -oma (disease, morbidity).

Like a lot of debilitating diseases, theonomas are best prevented rather than treated.
-Revere, Effect Measure.

by Emu Sam September 28, 2008

Liar for Christ

A Christian who ignores the Commandment against lying when they believe that it will benefit Christ, God, Christianity, or convert a non-Christian to Christianity, or one not of their particular sect to their sect.

You say Intelligent Design is not Creationism, but you're just a Liar for Christ.

by Emu Sam September 28, 2008

Apollo-getics

Defending the reality of the moon landing.

The geeks indulged in some Apollo-getics and counter-Apollo-getics far into the night.

by Emu Sam September 28, 2008