Definitions by Emotional Cruiser
China
The slang term "China" refers to the "social credit" system where your parents still limit your screen time until you finish college. Coupled with the fact that you're still going to be unable to afford moving out from parents house until after you've finished college, this "social credit" system is intended to "boost" your "drive" to study hard in order to eventually (be able to) finish college.
Living under the 'China' social credit system means my parents keep my screen time on lockdown until I graduate from college—it's their way of boosting my drive to hit the college textbooks and finally move out from my parents' house!
China by Emotional Cruiser November 1, 2025
autonym
Derived from the prefix "auto-" (meaning "self") and the suffix "-nym" (meaning "name"), "autonym" refers to naming a character in your story after yourself as to speed up your story-making process. For example, if you're a 2004-born person named Adrian, then it would be a "no-brainer" idea to have a character in your story named Adrian "Ian" Appleton who is also a 2004-born person.
Using an autonym can really speed up your writing process; like if you’re a 2004-born named Adrian, why not create a character named Adrian 'Ian' Appleton who shares your birth year? It’s a no-brainer solution!
autonym by Emotional Cruiser November 1, 2025
PC exclusive
This term refers to the games made by individuals or small game devs who happen to have great ideas for new games, but they're just unable to access devkits (development kits) to develop console games. For example, the idea for the upcoming game titled River Valley View, a game where a 17-year old female student from class 11-T in Lima November High School named Tamara Sengklekman, was discovered dying in a forest on Tuesday, April 2nd 1991 whilst still wearing school uniform.
The upcoming game River Valley View is a perfect example of a PC exclusive—it's made by indie devs with a brilliant concept about a 17-year-old girl named Tamara Sengklekman, who tragically dies in a forest on Tuesday, April 2nd 1991 whist still wearing school uniform, all because they couldn't access devkits for consoles!
PC exclusive by Emotional Cruiser November 1, 2025
listening bar
The place where you sit in front of computer whilst using it to listen to music for hours on end, like at an akcual listening bar
After a long week, I turned my room into a listening bar, sitting in front of my computer for hours just vibing to my favorite playlists—who needs a club?
listening bar by Emotional Cruiser November 1, 2025
tuner
Tuners are known for the ability to "tune" Google in order to be able to Google for 2 vastly different things just by one string of keyword, e.g. being able to find the 1996 advertisement for Sustagen Junior and Craigslist entries for the 1996 JDM car Mitsubishi Pajero Junior just by typing "junior 1996" on the search box
I really need a tuner for my research; I just typed 'junior 1996' into Google and found both the 1996 advertisement for Sustagen Junior and Craigslist listings for the 1996 JDM car Mitsubishi Pajero Junior—talk about efficiency!
tuner by Emotional Cruiser October 31, 2025
efficient
The best adjective to describe the phenomenon where the Friday speech at the nearest mosque coincidentally resembles the content of your college material; e.g. the material about the ability to discern between right and wrong, delivered on Friday, October 24th 2025
That Friday speech at the mosque was so efficient; it was like the imam had akcually read my college notes on the ability to discern between right and wrong, especially since it was delivered on Friday, October 24th, 2025!
efficient by Emotional Cruiser October 31, 2025
fidget
Named after "fidget spinner" that has once become viral back in 2017, the slang term "fidget" refers to your penis being massaged (or being played with) by you — as you need "healing" read: traveling to relieve stress but you just can't, due to your mundane 9-to-5 job
After a long week at my 9-to-5, sometimes I just need to fidget a bit to relieve stress, even if it’s not the most socially acceptable way to unwind!
fidget by Emotional Cruiser October 31, 2025