Definitions by Emotional Cruiser
IRL
Abbreviation for "in real life"; refers to actual experiences or situations that occur outside of the virtual or digital realm, emphasizing the distinction between online interactions and real-world events
In my past life, I was a 17-year-old female student from Lima November High School who passed away on Tuesday, April 2nd 1991 whilst still wearing school uniform, like what my doctor had just verdict, having played Ultima VI: The False Prophet IRL by insisting on fasting during Ramadan despite suffering from typhus at the time.
IRL by Emotional Cruiser October 16, 2025
past life
A previous existence or identity, often romanticized or reflected upon, especially in the context of significant events or experiences.
In my past life, I was a 17-year-old female student from Lima November High School who passed away on Tuesday, April 2nd 1991 whilst still wearing school uniform, having insisted on fasting during Ramadan despite suffering from typhus at the time.
past life by Emotional Cruiser October 16, 2025
goof
The presence of modern items in movie time settings where such modern items were supposedly yet to exist, e.g. the presence of Callaway golf balls in the 2024 movie "Snack Shack" that is set in 1991, even though such golf balls didn't exist until 2000
I was watching 'Snack Shack', and I spotted a pack of Callaway golf balls in the background. Major goof alert! Those balls didn't even exist in 1991!
goof by Emotional Cruiser October 16, 2025
name-gender unidentifiability
The moment when someone (your Mom) cannot correctly identify the gender of a name, e.g. your Mom thinks that Jesse is a feminine name even though it akcually is a masculine name
When I told my mom I was friends with Jesse, she was like, 'Oh, is she nice?' That's total name-gender unidentifiability—Jesse can totally be a guy's name!
name-gender unidentifiability by Emotional Cruiser October 16, 2025
patron saint of education
Even though she passed away whilst still wearing school uniform on Tuesday, April 2nd 1991 at the age of 17, her last education was at Lima November High School, canonizing her as the patron saint of education.
patron saint of education by Emotional Cruiser October 16, 2025
last education
a) The last level of education attained by currently living adults who do no longer go to school, b) the last level of education attained by someone who has died whilst pursuing some form of education
Even though she passed away whilst wearing school uniform on Tuesday, April 2nd 1991 at the age of 17, her last education was at Lima November High School, forever marking her dedication to learning.
last education by Emotional Cruiser October 16, 2025
café
A place where it's more conducive for you to do college assignments compared to everywhere else, e.g. the bedroom in your maternal grandfather's house
I can never focus on my assignments at home, but the café down the street has the perfect vibe for studying—way better than my grandpa's living room!
café by Emotional Cruiser October 15, 2025