Emma's definitions

my squishy

jimmy a tall rich white guy who has some fat on him and yet

thats my squishy

jimmy i love you dont ever stop being my squishy ok take care god bless n bye bye

ALWAYZ
UR EMMA

by emma October 20, 2004

Brookline

Stoner 1: Brookline: a town full of stoners with reading dissabilities who cant spell and love sublime
Stoner 2: dude i'm a really good reader
Stoner 1: but can you spell?
Stoner 2: ...no
Stoner 1: well, there ya go

"I smoke two joints in the morning, i smoke two joints at night. I smoke two joints in the afternoon, it makes me feel alright..." - sublime

by Emma December 31, 2004

whatchamajingle

The description of an object whose name is not remembered.

The, um, whatchamajingle is in the fridge.

by emma January 24, 2005

pork-chop-sanwdiches

Something is burning (cooking) in the kitchen !

You're not cooking ...
Ya-Du!
PorkChopSandwiches!
Getout .. get the f?%& out!

by Emma December 8, 2003

toast face

A face that basically says "Wow, you are incredibly strange! Are you for real? I am amused and disgusted by you!!! I am so sure!!!"

When Stacy pretended to meditate on the floor in the middle of the large mall full of holiday shoppers, many passers-by gave her the toast face.

by Emma August 26, 2003

sharted

When you try to fart and shit accidently comes out...OOPS!

Shit dude we got to go i SHARTED my pants...

by emma January 17, 2004

orligasm

Orgasmic, or near orgasmic, sensation caused by viewing films, photos, interviews or any other form of media related to or featuring the actor Orlando Bloom.

"I think I just had an Orligasm!"

by Emma February 21, 2005