Emily Weaver's definitions

your mom

The new "the dog ate me homeowork"

Teacher: and what exactly happened to your homework this time?
You: you're mom happened

brillinace!

by Emily Weaver May 8, 2005

butt buddies

My civics teacher and his dog...

ughh, enough said...

by Emily Weaver May 8, 2005

butt hair

it's pretty self explainitory...

it's like a blanket for your anus

by Emily Weaver May 8, 2005

butt loving

to engage one's self in sexual intercourse via the anus

see anal for further graphic details

by Emily Weaver May 8, 2005

socks

condoms for your feet

honestly... what other purpose do they serve?

by Emily Weaver May 8, 2005