Em's definitions

jonti

A delightfully sexy man, generally worldly wise and well acquainted with the internet. Absolutely irresistable to all females, with eyes to die for and a delightful body.

Damn, last night was so good he could have been a jonti.

by em January 9, 2004

pooma

This is an acronym for "Pulled out of my ass," meaning that an idea or ideas were hastily created to fit a situation.

I was worried about my test results because most of my answers were pooma.

by Em December 28, 2003

Opie

1) An unusal hick creature that closely resembels a turtle, that lives at home and is 23 years old.

2) Runs a website where the majority of the fan base is 13 year olds that go for the porn only.

3) Gay Lover with Boy-Wonders-If-Hes-Gay

4) Also Known as "Dopie"

"Wow you suck good dick and put it up the ass just right Opie," says boywondersifhes gay.

by Em December 5, 2003

oh!

An Obie Trice song featuring Busta Rhymes on the CD called Cheers by Obie Trice.

Oh! is a kickass song.

by Em November 21, 2003

The Used

the used kick ass

quill is a babe

by em November 19, 2003

url

An internet address/link.

Guy A: Hey, what's that quote site's url?
Guy B: Oh, it's www.bash.org

by Em November 12, 2003

Noah Wyle

aka: Dr. Carter

Dr. Carter was stabbed by a psychotic patient.

by Em September 20, 2003