Elon's Mustard's definitions

smuggy smeggy

a smelly mug covered in smeg

my friend smelled awful, just as if he was a smuggy smeggy

by Elon's Mustard April 15, 2023

ingile

to incite a podophile

last week, i managed to ingile this guy named terry, he tried to sell my kid some sweets

by Elon's Mustard April 15, 2023

nanny nyash

grandmas nyash bunda looking clart

i had me a nanny nyash for a meal last night

by Elon's Mustard April 15, 2023

moulky

mouldy yolk

i had to throw out a moulky the other day

by Elon's Mustard April 15, 2023

proak

1) pulling out an oak splinter out of your rectum
2) taking a wood pile out of your ass

last night i got fully proaked up, after i got scratched up against a tree

by Elon's Mustard April 15, 2023

plenth

when you have plenty of length

he looks pretty plenthy

by Elon's Mustard April 15, 2023

loingey

where the groin feels very long and spectacular, it also dangles above the brain of a female

yo this guys dong looks very loingey

by Elon's Mustard April 15, 2023