postal service

A band created by Ben Gibbard and Jimmy Tamborello sending lyrics and rhythms back and forth through mail. Has the most crazy amazing lyrics ever created. Not to be confused with the US Postal Service.
by Ellie April 17, 2004
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The Holy Spirit

Another name for jack daniels, discovered when writing notes in philosophy and ethics.
"Nick won't be in school today sir, he spent all night in Church and was overcome by The Holy Spirit"
by Ellie February 14, 2004
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rotflmaaobpowstc

rolling on the floor laughing my arse and other body parts off while scaring the cat.
*after hearing a joke*
Man: rotflmaaobpowstc
by Ellie December 18, 2003
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good lord

An exclamation, such as "My god!" or "No way!" A corrupted religious statement that no longer has any religious ties, like "Oh my God!"
"You fell off a mountain and landed in a swamp, then were eaten alive by carnivorious shrimp? And you're still alive? Good Lord!"
by Ellie July 24, 2004
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basketball sex

the type of sex when the woman is over two feet shorter than the man, so, when in misionary position, the man's stomach smooshes the woman's face.
He had basketball sex with her last night.
by ellie March 10, 2005
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