Definitions by Elizabeth Bennett

preteen 

Someone who is on the verge of teendom. Most preteens think cutting-the-cheese jokes are actually funny.

Myra: Hiya, preteens!

preteen by Elizabeth Bennett April 19, 2006

teenager 

Someone who psychologically toes the line between childhood and adulthood. This usually begins at the age 13 and ends at 18, but it can sometimes start early and end late, and vice versa.

Claudia: But, Sean, we need someone to watch the boys!
Jimmy: Look, it's not THE boys, all right?! It's A boy, and a TEENAGER!

teenager by Elizabeth Bennett April 19, 2006

shallow

Morons who only like people because they're hot. They don't bother to actually get to know them.

Guy #1: Hal, lemme ask you something. Are you so shallow that you'd rather date a girl missing one breast than half a brain?
Guy #2: Ooh...toughie. Well, how's the remaining breast? Is it big?

shallow by Elizabeth Bennett April 19, 2006

middle school 

Sometimes middle school consists of only 7th and 8th grade, but thats stupid because two years for one school is kind of short. Sixth, seventh and eighth grade is better.

Brother: Did u kno that 6th grade is elementary level, not middle school-level?
Me *huffily*: in YOUR opinion.

middle school by Elizabeth Bennett April 19, 2006

Nickelodeon

A channel I liked when I was 9. Now I'm almost 11, and it sucks ass. They canceled a bizarrely hilarious show called Invader Zim, probably because it was too funny. Now all the shows are crap and they use the same jokes over and over.

Nickelodeon sucks. End of conversation.

Nickelodeon by Elizabeth Bennett April 19, 2006