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by Elitist February 3, 2004
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Harry Potter

Sorry, but any book series with as little relation to the plot from the last book as Harry Potter has is not very good. Whereas LOTR, Timothy Zahns Grand Admiral Thrawn trilogy, and Dune all read like one 1000+ page book.
Harry Potter, I'm not dissing it but it's not really my thing.
by Elitist January 2, 2004
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wild almond

The hippies should all go out and pick some nice "organic" almonds out in the forest. They should eat several dozen of them.
In case you don't get it, almonds that aren't domesticated contain cyanide.
by Elitist January 18, 2004
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santa

None of you have any idea about what Santa Claus really is. He was a robot created in the 24th century to decide if people have been naughty or nice and distribute presents accordingly. His standards were set too high so now he goes on a rampage every Christmas killing innocent citizens. The only person he has ever seen as "nice" was Dr. Zoidberg. Once, Bender helped him on one of his rampages.
Your missletoe is no match for my T.O.W. missle!
by Elitist January 4, 2004
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Hippie

The uneducated yet patriotic citizens during the Vietnam War were ALOT more understanding of the rights the government was taking away from them. This was because of the ignorant hippies throwing eggs and such at our soldiers getting off planes. The government could just blame the hippies and everyone would believe it.
Stupid fucking hippies, no concept of human nature and the true reasons of war.
by Elitist January 4, 2004
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tsar

The other way to spell czar. Both are considered correct.
Czar? Tsar? Either way they pwn those Rusky bastards!
by Elitist January 1, 2004
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nerd

The richest man in the world is also the biggest nerd. He could have ANY chick he wants, and could have you assasinated in a minute if he wanted to.
20 years down the line, will it truly matter if you were "popular"?

Do you think it will matter 20 years down the line if you were studying computer science/physics/economics 4 hours a day? Yes.

Do you think it will matter 20 years down the line whether you were popular or not? No.
by Elitist October 15, 2006
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