tsar

The other way to spell czar. Both are considered correct.
Czar? Tsar? Either way they pwn those Rusky bastards!
by Elitist January 01, 2004
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Hollywood Squares

A gay game where all they need to do is say yes or no, not give a real answer. Often has Whoopi Goldberg and other washed up C-rank celebrities.
From Family Guy

Contestant: I'll take the dying boy for block.

Question: Is there anything less then absolute zero?

Dying Boy: Yeah, my white cell count.

*Crowd insanely laughs at this depressing joke and Whoopi Goldberg high-fives him*
by Elitist January 03, 2004
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wild almond

The hippies should all go out and pick some nice "organic" almonds out in the forest. They should eat several dozen of them.
In case you don't get it, almonds that aren't domesticated contain cyanide.
by Elitist January 19, 2004
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bus driver

Excellent name to use when you are 1337 at an online game. Especially if you're into online games for the sense of power, not like me when I just want to have fun.
They call me the bus driver, because I'm here to take you to school!
by Elitist January 20, 2004
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UN

An organization based on the principles that:

1. Asking your laws to be followed in a polite manner will get you listned to.

2. The USA should have as much say in world matters as Suriname or the Neitherlands.

3. That China and Libya should lead a Human Rights Commitee.
The UN, you'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.
by Elitist January 04, 2004
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Gap

Overpriced, conformist, medium quality clothing store. Liked by preps, hated by goths.
Gap, you'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.
by Elitist January 14, 2004
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Saddam Hussein

A man who's regime was justly toppled and he has been captured. Might have to pay a small fine for his 3 insignificant charges:

1. War Crimes
2. Crimes against Humanity
3. Genocide

The USA receives less then half of it's oil from the Middle East, and most that we do get is NOT from Iraq. Most of our oil is North American, from Mexico and Canada. We also get alot from Venezuela.

Because of how little oil we get from Iraq a war would not be cost effective.

This war was our business, it's called human rights you stupid fucking hippies.

Even if Saddam got WMD's from us he still didn't give them to the UN when they asked.
Saddam Hussein supported terrorism, just not Al Quadae.
by Elitist January 01, 2004
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