Definitions by Elitist

Partisan

One who caters greatly to one side, with a fanatical zeal usaully.

See Not Proud To Be An American

Partisans are less annoying when they're not communist America hating bastards like Not Proud To Be An American.

Partisan by Elitist January 1, 2004

Saddam Hussein 

A man who's regime was justly toppled and he has been captured. Might have to pay a small fine for his 3 insignificant charges:

1. War Crimes
2. Crimes against Humanity
3. Genocide

The USA receives less then half of it's oil from the Middle East, and most that we do get is NOT from Iraq. Most of our oil is North American, from Mexico and Canada. We also get alot from Venezuela.

Because of how little oil we get from Iraq a war would not be cost effective.

This war was our business, it's called human rights you stupid fucking hippies.

Even if Saddam got WMD's from us he still didn't give them to the UN when they asked.

Saddam Hussein supported terrorism, just not Al Quadae.

Saddam Hussein by Elitist December 31, 2003

Homer 

The best character on the television show The Simposons. Note that anyone that has like the past 3 seasons of The Simpsons is an idiot.

First you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women.

Homer by Elitist December 30, 2003

spendocrat 

See Democrat.

They spend too much, get it?

spendocrat by Elitist December 28, 2003

tax

Too all those that say that Bush is a greedy bastard for cutting taxes for the rich consider this. That hated 2% of the population in the USA pays over 60% of the taxes. So stfu and get a life you tree hugging morons.

So I have to pay money to pay for an illegal immigrants welfare, thats taxes for you.

tax by Elitist December 28, 2003

Egypt

Where Happy Gilmore's mom moved, because there wasn't a hockey rink for 1,500 miles.

Shortly afterwards, Happy's dad got killed by a stray puck and Happy had to live with his grandma.

Egypt by Elitist December 28, 2003

TBS 

Turn Based Strategy. Refers to a game where each player takes a turn, such as Civilization.

My Siphai crushed the puny Europeans in Civilization 3.

TBS by Elitist December 28, 2003