Definitions by Elitist

Clint Eastwood 

One of the coolest actors ever. Only one whos better is Charles Bronson.

.44 magnum, most powerful handgun on the planet.

Clint Eastwood by Elitist January 15, 2004

Haters 

People that make up reasons to hate certain people just because they aren't as wealthy or successfull as them. People are often hating:

1. Bill Gates
2. Blink 182
3. George W. Bush
4. Halle Barry
5. Ben Affleck

I like none of these people either but I don't troll a dictionary site posting things like "DuBya sux Ben Assfucks dik wile stInk182 wuz rApeng haLle barry wit hulP fRum bill gates!!!1!!!"

Haters by Elitist January 15, 2004

Gap 

Overpriced, conformist, medium quality clothing store. Liked by preps, hated by goths.

Gap, you'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.

Gap by Elitist January 13, 2004

UN

An organization based on the principles that:

1. Asking your laws to be followed in a polite manner will get you listned to.

2. The USA should have as much say in world matters as Suriname or the Neitherlands.

3. That China and Libya should lead a Human Rights Commitee.

The UN, you'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.

UN by Elitist January 4, 2004

santa

None of you have any idea about what Santa Claus really is. He was a robot created in the 24th century to decide if people have been naughty or nice and distribute presents accordingly. His standards were set too high so now he goes on a rampage every Christmas killing innocent citizens. The only person he has ever seen as "nice" was Dr. Zoidberg. Once, Bender helped him on one of his rampages.

Your missletoe is no match for my T.O.W. missle!

santa by Elitist January 4, 2004

Hippie 

The uneducated yet patriotic citizens during the Vietnam War were ALOT more understanding of the rights the government was taking away from them. This was because of the ignorant hippies throwing eggs and such at our soldiers getting off planes. The government could just blame the hippies and everyone would believe it.

Stupid fucking hippies, no concept of human nature and the true reasons of war.

Hippie by Elitist January 4, 2004

we get signal 

What happen after someone set up us the bomb.

Main screen turn on.

we get signal by Elitist January 2, 2004