67 definitions by Elitist

sailor

What hookers often call a potential customer.

Hey sailor, looking for a good time?

by Elitist January 28, 2004

only the criminals have guns

Something the European and Canadien dumb asses on this site love to say proudly, clearly not seeing the bigger picture.

If the criminals still have guns, what's the point of gun control? To be inadequately defended and thus rely on your government even more for protection? To be illprepared for when the governemnt takes away your rights?

by Elitist March 1, 2004

message board

A great way to express your opinions, but unlike a chatroom, there are usaully less n00bz, people act more intelligently, and the screen doesn't get flooded with replies like so many chatrooms do. Often called forums.

Urbandictionary.com is a message board, just a VERY slow one.

by Elitist January 3, 2004

wild almond

The hippies should all go out and pick some nice "organic" almonds out in the forest. They should eat several dozen of them.

In case you don't get it, almonds that aren't domesticated contain cyanide.

by Elitist January 19, 2004

Haters

People that make up reasons to hate certain people just because they aren't as wealthy or successfull as them. People are often hating:

1. Bill Gates
2. Blink 182
3. George W. Bush
4. Halle Barry
5. Ben Affleck

I like none of these people either but I don't troll a dictionary site posting things like "DuBya sux Ben Assfucks dik wile stInk182 wuz rApeng haLle barry wit hulP fRum bill gates!!!1!!!"

by Elitist January 16, 2004

anti-life

An ignorant word made up by religious extremeists to degrade pro-choice people. Very similar to the word anti-choice, which was made up by ignorant liberal extremeists to degrade anyone that's pro-life.

The ignorant flame war goes on and on...

by Elitist February 2, 2004

neonazi

People that hate jews and just sit around all day talking about useless shit. They will never amount to anything great.

See UN

Hey, Isreal sure does suck don't it?

by Elitist March 1, 2004