The opposite of kobe: A single man who engages in consensual vaginal sex with willing women of legal age.
Joe totally drove that skanky half naked drunk chick home last night without trying anything. I heard he even got her number and plans on taking her out tomorrow night. What an ebok.
by Elias Creed April 26, 2007
La Cosa Nostra: A mythological organized crime syndicate invented by racist protestant feds to demonize Catholics and Italian Americans. Also used generically to refer to any race or nationality based organized crime syndicate.
Tommy's in the mafia you say? Listen here...There is no such thing as the mafia, but there is such as thing as accidentally falling down your stairs and landing back-of-the-head first on an errantly placed icepick... capice?
Vic and the strike team stole money from the Armenian mafia.
Vic and the strike team stole money from the Armenian mafia.
by Elias Creed April 26, 2007
A hypocritical republican who is pro-war despite lack of WMDs or eminent threat, and regardless of the fact that they claim to believe foreign intervention is wrong and the US should not be world police.
Joe used to support ethical standards for politicians, limited government, and fiscal responsibility; but ever since Bush got re-elected, he's become just another lockstep warpublican.
by Elias Creed April 26, 2007
One who possesses the ability to clog someone's toilet to the point of OVERFLOW (not merely backup or slow flush) causing shitty water to cover the entire tile floor and parts of the adjacent hallway carpeting. This is not intentional, and happens despite multiple courtesy flushes throughout the act leading to the final shitmastering flush.
Dave: (Running out of the bathroom) Where's your mop bro?
Me: What? Why?
Dave: Your toilet's overflowing man. Shit is literally EVERYWHERE!
Me: You're the fucking shitmaster dude... mad props. Now go clean it up.
Me: What? Why?
Dave: Your toilet's overflowing man. Shit is literally EVERYWHERE!
Me: You're the fucking shitmaster dude... mad props. Now go clean it up.
by Elias Creed April 27, 2007
1. The generic term for the overarching set of laws in a given locality setting limits and/or restrictions on individual gun ownership.
2. The NRA's pet cause, and the reason most toothless rural inbreds hate liberals in addition to their tolerance of gays and belief in science.
3. A cornerstone of progressive liberal social policy, ostensibly to reduce violent gun crimes. Unfortunately founded on the premises that inanimate objects bear responsibility for the actions of the people who obtain and use them, and that criminals would simply just obey laws forbidding them to own guns.
2. The NRA's pet cause, and the reason most toothless rural inbreds hate liberals in addition to their tolerance of gays and belief in science.
3. A cornerstone of progressive liberal social policy, ostensibly to reduce violent gun crimes. Unfortunately founded on the premises that inanimate objects bear responsibility for the actions of the people who obtain and use them, and that criminals would simply just obey laws forbidding them to own guns.
In European countries with strict gun control, both the assault and homicide rate from gun related violence is significantly lower than countries with more relaxed policies.
"Liberals want to take your guns away so terrorists can attack you in your homes and churches without you being able to fight back."
Liberals want gun buyers to be checked against a terrorist watch list. The NRA opposes this proposal.
"Liberals want to take your guns away so terrorists can attack you in your homes and churches without you being able to fight back."
Liberals want gun buyers to be checked against a terrorist watch list. The NRA opposes this proposal.
by Elias Creed May 11, 2007
Any mixture of beer and hard liquor. Includes otherwise individually named drinks like Irish Car Bomb.
Dumbass drunken Tim mixed some nasty beercohol out of the last of the tequilla and some corona. That shit got me fucked up... and then I puked.
by Elias Creed April 27, 2007
A universal comeback to any witty remark someone makes at your expense. Do not worry about context, because it makes sense in ANY context... always.
From Scrubs:
JD: ...if you bring sarcasm my way, baby, prepare to be stung!
Elliot: J.D.--
J.D.: So's your face.
Elliot: That doesn't even make any sense.
J.D.: "So's your face" always makes sense.
Carla: J.D., that's stupid.
J.D.: So's your face! I'm on fire! Heyoooo!
JD leaves victorious.
Laster that day:
Elliot: Oh, what's the matter, J.D., freezer got your tongue?
J.D.: That doesn't even make any sense!
Elliot: So's your face!
J.D.'s Thoughts: Dammit! Walked into that one!
JD: ...if you bring sarcasm my way, baby, prepare to be stung!
Elliot: J.D.--
J.D.: So's your face.
Elliot: That doesn't even make any sense.
J.D.: "So's your face" always makes sense.
Carla: J.D., that's stupid.
J.D.: So's your face! I'm on fire! Heyoooo!
JD leaves victorious.
Laster that day:
Elliot: Oh, what's the matter, J.D., freezer got your tongue?
J.D.: That doesn't even make any sense!
Elliot: So's your face!
J.D.'s Thoughts: Dammit! Walked into that one!
by Elias Creed April 27, 2007