gouche smack

When you smack your balls against your gouche and makes a sound like when you are beating eggs.

I made such a loud sound when i did the gouche smack.

by Eli R. May 20, 2008

California hotpocket

when a man shits in a pussy and fucks it out.

Sean gave that girl a california hotpocket

by Eli R. May 20, 2008

6 to 12

This is where your cock goes from 6 o' clock to 12 o' clock. Or in other words you get a boner when you see a hott chick.

"Man!, when i saw that GILF, iwent from 6 to 12." GILF=Grandma Id Like To Fuck

by Eli R. May 23, 2008

morning wood

When you wake up and you have a massive boner. You could go camping with the tent you pop every morning. You cannot get out of bed untill everyone is out of the room.

When i pop my massive tent, with my morning wood all the girls jumped in.

by Eli R. May 23, 2008

sand-nigger

muslims from iraq that commit suicide

Look at that sand-nigger he is holding a cooked grenade in his hand.

by Eli R. May 21, 2008

Mongoloid

a retated midget that has laserations, big forehead, and slanted eyes...most mongoloids are named Tim H. and work at the circus. Fuck mongoloids.

If you see a mongoloid kick it in the fucking face.

by Eli R. May 20, 2008

Mongoloid

a retated midget that has laserations, big forehead, and slanted eyes...most mongoloids are named Tim and work at the circus. Wears potato sacks as clothes. Loves to say rastafari. They hide under cars or beds.

If you see a mongoloid kick it in the fucking face.

by Eli R. May 20, 2008