Definitions by Eli Keller

FriendJacker

A person who creeps on your social networking page, easing their way through your friends list and sends friend requests to them in the hopes that they will accept the invite due to you being a mutual friend.

My brother Josh is a fucking FriendJacker.......all of a sudden we have 86 mutual friends. What a douche!

FriendJacker by Eli Keller January 3, 2011

Hansard 

A penis that has been inserted into too many strange and unclean vaginas without using a condom, resulting in a mishapen shaft and head. Often times, the penis will smell like a rotten egg and have a yellowish brown discharge.

Jim: I knew I should not have had unprotected sex with all of those nasty whores.

Ryan: Why? Did your shit turn "hansard" on you?

Hansard by Eli Keller October 15, 2008

Sackhoff 

To have a very small and very thin penis, often about the size of a sharpie. Due to the lack of size, one must use his penis like a swizzle stick for his penis to touch the sides of the vagina.

Jeff: Man, I had to sackhoff that bitch last night because my shit is so small!

Chris: I understand dude....story of my life!

Sackhoff by Eli Keller October 9, 2008

Trim Train 

An entourage of female groupies. Used to ascertain who is the more popular rapper.

Not only do I sell more albums, my trim train is longer than yours!!

Trim Train by Eli Keller May 21, 2008