To have a very small and very thin penis, often about the size of a sharpie. Due to the lack of size, one must use his penis like a swizzle stick for his penis to touch the sides of the vagina.
Jeff: Man, I had to sackhoff that bitch last night because my shit is so small!

Chris: I understand dude....story of my life!
by Eli Keller August 14, 2008
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