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awesome sauce

a beautifully assonant phrase which can and should be used on any occasion where joy and elation are expressed.

the origin of 'awesome sauce' is probably from Strong Bad, although in that case he refers to a cleaning product with the trade name of Awesome Sauce. 'awesome sauce' has been adapted for use both as an exclamation or reserved sign of approval.
chel: i just got a hired at Big Lots.
macgyver: awesome sauce.
by elemental June 22, 2005
mugGet the awesome saucemug.

scurfy scramble

a game in which loose change is loudly rolled across a floor, often in a cafeteria or classroom, with the goal being to see who will dive for the penny or nickel you rolled. one who dives for loose change is identified as a scurf.

the 'scramble' aspect of it is most entertaining when multiple scurfs butt heads and wrestle for the meager coinage.
>heath, wanna go play scurfy scramble next period?

>nah, let's go kife stuff from Dollar General instead.
by elemental May 7, 2005
mugGet the scurfy scramblemug.

groinalplex

the entirety of the genital region. a particularly vulnerable target in men for the foot of a displeased female. see also crotchal zone.
uf, i just got nailed in the groinalplex by a golf club. i think i'm gonna cry.
by elemental May 4, 2005
mugGet the groinalplexmug.

waffelations

the square coffers, or hollow spaces, found on the underside of a two-way concrete slab system. Such a slab is known as a waffle slab.

Waffle slabs are the most delicious floor system EVER.
Mmm, looking up at the ceiling in Cowgill always makes me hungry. I'd love to turn this building over and fill all those waffelations with butter and syrup.
by elemental July 8, 2005
mugGet the waffelationsmug.

shink

the sound uttered when producing (or making the motion of producing) a blade, expandable baton, or other metallic object, usually a weapon.
Check out this shiv I just got. *Shink*
by elemental July 8, 2005
mugGet the shinkmug.

five, four, and a door

a residential pile of vomit known as a 'colonial-style' house, characterised by vinyl siding, paste-on shutters, and gypsum board covering every interior wall and ceiling.

Named for the five windows on the second floor, and centered main entry door flanked by two windows on either side. Often, they are accompanied by a paste-on two-car garage which serves as the real main entry door for the house, even though the gas-guzzling soccer-mom-mobile known as an Expedition or Escalade is too big to fit inside.

The cancerous sprawling suburbs of Northern Virginia (NoVA) are the five, four, and a door capital of the world.

The arch-nemesis of architecture.
The domicile of yuppies.
The telltale sign of facadomy at work.
If I see one more development spring up full of five, four, and a doors, I'm going to slit my wrists with my drafting triangle and shove my compass into my eye.
by elemental July 10, 2005
mugGet the five, four, and a doormug.

fohty

a 40-oz. bottle of beer. pronounced FOH-tee.

beverage actually need not be beer. see example.
HOT. I just bought me a cream soda fohty.

I'm gonna be partying like a rock star tonight.
by elemental July 7, 2005
mugGet the fohtymug.

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