by ElCommissioner December 13, 2021
Caesar Salad Syndrome (CSS) is a minimally pernicious set of symptoms, usually presenting as a very involved and helpful person. Often associated with the phrase, "It takes a village", persons with CSS feel concerned with and achieve satisfaction from helping others. Effected persons often have an idiosyncratic craving for Caesar Salad.
If I could shake this Caesar Salad Syndrome, I could take care of my own needs. I have bills to pay!
by ElCommissioner August 17, 2020
The learnyx is the area of the brain, very large in some people and very small in others, that is responsible for the acquisition of and storing of information.
I just can't seem to remember the words to this speech I need to give. There must be something wrong with my learnyx!
by ElCommissioner May 20, 2018
"Diverse it up" is a loose and friendly term meaning to try different things for the sake of change, or even inclusion. Try green salsa! Polka dots, not stripes. Hire the other kid, not your nephew. Vote for someone who does not look like you.
In a surreptitiously recorded conversation in the Abbey Road studio, producer George Martin told the boys they needed to diverse it up, and add some horns to the song, "All You Need Is Love".
by ElCommissioner May 30, 2019
The emotional, or sometimes physical, feeling of having been betrayed. Not a horrific feeling, like being stabbed in the back by your brother, but not a Circus-in-the Round pleasureable experience either. It is often accompanied by immeasurable disbelief.
Jeez... I went to the reading of my Gramdma's will. She gave all her money to her Hamster! It was a real Trump-in-the-Rump.
by ElCommissioner February 16, 2017
People who have been vaccinated against the COVID-19 virus and engage in risky behavior are exhibiting vax lax.
All those people at Lollapalooza? They all had vax lax.
by ElCommissioner August 20, 2021
by ElCommissioner August 13, 2018