A low life criminal entrepreneur who targets people to run his treacherous business practices upon. Different than a scammer, who is more akin to a fisherman casting a huge net, a scamdrel uses a big hook, and chooses his prey based upon value and vulnerability. His prize - their money; either directly or by selling faulty or flawed goods.
My neighbor, a lonely spinster, was victimized by a dirty rotten scamdrel, who wooed her to get at her bank account.
by ElCommissioner July 23, 2018
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"I am about to lose my mind. I have had a loop tune running for three days straight now." complained the fair maiden. "Which song?" asked her suitor. "Mockingbird". "Oh, fuck, I'm sorry."
by ElCommissioner January 14, 2018
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by ElCommissioner June 10, 2019
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I just can't seem to remember the words to this speech I need to give. There must be something wrong with my learnyx!
by ElCommissioner June 07, 2018
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by ElCommissioner August 12, 2018
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Jeez... I went to the reading of my Gramdma's will. She gave all her money to her Hamster! It was a real Trump-in-the-Rump.
by ElCommissioner February 16, 2017
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