ElCommissioner 's definitions
The practice of deception, bolstering, exaggerating, bait and switching, etc., using modern technology, all done to sell a product is know as deepmarketing. Promoting a scam; fake products or pricing. Also, deepmarket, deepmarketed, etc.
I was looking for a new amp for my guitar, when I came across a website that had just what I was looking for, at a price that was WAY lower than I had ever seen. It showed photos from the manufacturer and everything. I am sure it was just deepmarketing, total scam.
by ElCommissioner July 3, 2018
Get the deepmarketingmug. "Diverse it up" is a loose and friendly term meaning to try different things for the sake of change, or even inclusion. Try green salsa! Polka dots, not stripes. Hire the other kid, not your nephew. Vote for someone who does not look like you.
In a surreptitiously recorded conversation in the Abbey Road studio, producer George Martin told the boys they needed to diverse it up, and add some horns to the song, "All You Need Is Love".
by ElCommissioner May 30, 2019
Get the diverse it upmug. GAS is the acronym for Guitar Acquisition Syndrome, the undeniable inability to stop buying nice guitars. Passing GAS is the inevitable result of acquiring too many guitars, selling one off (passing it off to the next GAS sufferer), and severely regretting the sale. It is an unsettling yet temporary condition. Time is the only cure. Or buying another guitar.
by ElCommissioner February 26, 2022
Get the Passing GASmug. "At the new student store, we sell glue sticks, the gluiest glue sticks in the world. Come on down to buy one!"
by ElCommissioner March 24, 2018
Get the gluiestmug. The confusing place many of us end up visiting several times a day, or the feeling that we get...when and where people say things that are meaningless to us. Our language changes on a dime these days, and being lingodark is the result.
"I gave my roommate props for cleaning the cat, and he said ,"Totes!". Right then, I felt lingodark.
by ElCommissioner March 14, 2020
Get the lingodarkmug. A more specific term relating to lockdown pounds, the weight gained by some who takes the shelter in place order as an excuse to eat.
by ElCommissioner April 14, 2020
Get the quarantine fifteenmug. A musician who plays the violin in many styles; classical or bluegrass, hillbilly, or rock. A hybrid musician of sorts, not a violinist or a fiddle player...that person is a fiddlist.
by ElCommissioner January 16, 2025
Get the fiddlistmug.