Urban Dictionary: Definitions by El ritardo

Homo-logical

Someone that should be gay, but isn’t.

Phil was homo-logical, they thought he was gay up until he brought home Reagan.

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Someone who pretends to be gay in order to gain the attention of somebody of the opposite sex.

Karen became an open homo-spectacle in order to gain the attention of Brad, claiming she scissored with Jordan.

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Putting shit in a tortilla you would usually put in a burger, but having to improvise.

Who wants burgerritos tonight?

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A furry, or perhaps bird furry, that has a particular kink for toucans

They say Tyson went to jail on a zoophilia charge for being an open toucansexual.

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When your mooning someone, and he sticks his dick in your ass.

Shit! We tried to moon Larry and he hit us with the mooner molester! Fuck man!!!

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Putting gravy on your dick and having a French bulldog suck it.

Billy had to get a dick transplant after his French dip experience.

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To get your cocaine lined up for terminal snortage.

Want me to rack up a line, tony?

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