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Syrian Switcheroo

The act of nutting in a sock, turning it inside out, and throwing away all of your friends condoms. Therefore, he uses the sock, getting his partner pregnant.
Tony gave my rich homie Tyson a Syrian switcheroo, and now my sis is pregnant.
by El ritardo July 1, 2018
mugGet the Syrian Switcheroomug.

helping a friend get an oil change

A rather working-class term for jacking off.
My boss asked me why I was fifteen minutes late for work; and I told him I was helping a friend get an oil change. Thankfully, he believed me.
by El ritardo April 17, 2020
mugGet the helping a friend get an oil changemug.

Nubbin

A developing third nipple, but not a true nipple yet.
Holy nuts! Phil has a nubbin on his back!
by El ritardo July 15, 2018
mugGet the Nubbinmug.

Homo-logical

Someone that should be gay, but isn’t.
Phil was homo-logical, they thought he was gay up until he brought home Reagan.
by El ritardo June 25, 2018
mugGet the Homo-logicalmug.

rack up a line

To get your cocaine lined up for terminal snortage.
Want me to rack up a line, tony?
by El ritardo June 25, 2018
mugGet the rack up a linemug.

Mooner molester

When your mooning someone, and he sticks his dick in your ass.
Shit! We tried to moon Larry and he hit us with the mooner molester! Fuck man!!!
by El ritardo June 25, 2018
mugGet the Mooner molestermug.

Dumpsack

To dumpsack is to shit in a paper bag, then throw it on somebody’s porch alight. Worried, they stomp out the fire, therefore, getting shit on them.
Them niggas slipped me some duds on purpose, so I dumpsacked them faggots last night.
by El ritardo July 1, 2018
mugGet the Dumpsackmug.

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