El ritardo's definitions
The act of nutting in a sock, turning it inside out, and throwing away all of your friends condoms. Therefore, he uses the sock, getting his partner pregnant.
by El ritardo July 1, 2018

My boss asked me why I was fifteen minutes late for work; and I told him I was helping a friend get an oil change. Thankfully, he believed me.
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To dumpsack is to shit in a paper bag, then throw it on somebody’s porch alight. Worried, they stomp out the fire, therefore, getting shit on them.
by El ritardo July 1, 2018
