Definitions by El pene

Mountain Mead 

The pinnacle of yeast broth technology, also referred to as toilet wine. Most likely marketed using a logo designed on MS Paint or Word.

A-“Hey squire do you want my home brew toilet wine?”
B-“No chief I don’t want your mountain mead”

Mountain Mead by El pene November 9, 2018

ice bitch 

A conceded female who is stone cold and has no soul. They are usually rather good looking, but not nearly enough to justify acting the way they do. Their bitchiness can be manifested in many ways; such as blatantly ignoring other people's existence who attempt to converse, or assuming every dude who talks to them is hitting on them. They are overly serious, and probably have daddy issues.

Guy 1: Im bummed, that girl in room 1122 didn't even look at me when I said hello, she just speed walked by.
Guy 2: That chicks a major downer man, she did the same to me just yesterday.
Guy 3: Don't worry about it dudes, she acts the same to everybody. She's just an ice bitch.

ice bitch by El Pene March 7, 2014

choadmonger 

1. monger of choads
2. one who loves and obsesses with penises that are wider than they are long.

That fruitcake is a fucking choadmonger

choadmonger by El pene January 23, 2003

jungle vagina valley

A pussy so hairy the fur reaches one foot in diameter.

I would have banged her, but I couldnt find it through the jungle vagina valley.

jungle vagina valley by el pene January 23, 2003