by El domarino July 04, 2014
A pad that conveniently fits between your cheeks and stops the noise of farts by keeping your cheeks from vibrating. Useful when being around important people or just a hot babe. Can be found at your local sport n goods store
"*puff* did you hear that?"- boyfriend
"Hear what?"-girlfriend
"Thank you de-vibrators!"-boyfriend
"What?"-girlfriend
"Hear what?"-girlfriend
"Thank you de-vibrators!"-boyfriend
"What?"-girlfriend
by El domarino July 04, 2014
A giant lizard with a volcano for a mouth that according to the zorp cult will some day engulf the world in flames.
by El domarino July 06, 2014
The chopped off and preserved in dill pickle juice penis of an unconscious crocodile. Often used as fancy dildo. Can be brought out at special occasions.
Girl- *unwraps present* "what is it?"
Friend- "it's a crocadildo"
Girl- "my years of waiting are over!"
Friend- "it's a crocadildo"
Girl- "my years of waiting are over!"
by El domarino July 04, 2014
Dad: this little piggy went to the market, this little piggy went to work, and this little piggy went..
Kid: dad stop touching my foot nuggets!!!
Kid: dad stop touching my foot nuggets!!!
by El domarino January 18, 2015
Ever been lost in the arctic circle with your balls freezing off? Fear not! Scrotum cozies provide a warm, stylish home for your testicular regions. Just slip the fitted fabric over those precious gems and march off to the unknown!
Wife- " honey! Did u remember to pack your scrotum cozies? We don't want a repeat last trip."
Husband- "yes dear!"
Husband- "yes dear!"
by El domarino July 04, 2014
A new business where you can get both get laid and drink coffee. Teaches you the great art of multitasking and new sex positions. Cheap prices but expensive quality.
guy#1- "dude I'm do horny and I need some coffee"
Guy#2- "let's go to Starfucks!!!"
Guy#1- "way ahead of you" *un-zips pants*
Guy#2- "let's go to Starfucks!!!"
Guy#1- "way ahead of you" *un-zips pants*
by El domarino July 04, 2014