7 definitions by El domarino

Sink juice

A clear liquid that oozes from your sink nozzle. Also known as tap water.

Guy#1 "you look thirsty. Want some sink juice?"

Guy#2 "ummmm"

by El domarino July 4, 2014

Foot nuggets

A new and fancy way to describe those little friends that live on your toes.

Dad: this little piggy went to the market, this little piggy went to work, and this little piggy went..
Kid: dad stop touching my foot nuggets!!!

by El domarino January 18, 2015

Crocadildo

The chopped off and preserved in dill pickle juice penis of an unconscious crocodile. Often used as fancy dildo. Can be brought out at special occasions.

Girl- *unwraps present* "what is it?"
Friend- "it's a crocadildo"
Girl- "my years of waiting are over!"

by El domarino July 4, 2014

Starfucks

A new business where you can get both get laid and drink coffee. Teaches you the great art of multitasking and new sex positions. Cheap prices but expensive quality.

guy#1- "dude I'm do horny and I need some coffee"
Guy#2- "let's go to Starfucks!!!"
Guy#1- "way ahead of you" *un-zips pants*

by El domarino July 4, 2014

Zorp

A giant lizard with a volcano for a mouth that according to the zorp cult will some day engulf the world in flames.

Guy#1-"hey did you here about zorp killing everyone?"
Guy#2-"we'll ain't that nice"

by El domarino July 6, 2014

De-vibrators

A pad that conveniently fits between your cheeks and stops the noise of farts by keeping your cheeks from vibrating. Useful when being around important people or just a hot babe. Can be found at your local sport n goods store

"*puff* did you hear that?"- boyfriend
"Hear what?"-girlfriend
"Thank you de-vibrators!"-boyfriend
"What?"-girlfriend

by El domarino July 4, 2014

Scrotum cozies

Ever been lost in the arctic circle with your balls freezing off? Fear not! Scrotum cozies provide a warm, stylish home for your testicular regions. Just slip the fitted fabric over those precious gems and march off to the unknown!

Wife- " honey! Did u remember to pack your scrotum cozies? We don't want a repeat last trip."
Husband- "yes dear!"

by El domarino July 4, 2014