land-a-tee

A very undesirable female, disgustingly obese and usually with bad temperment, and poor senses of fasion and hygiene. They may prove an evolutionary link between humans and elephant seals. Frequently has an affinity for curio collectables.
That land-a-tee makes the girls in the Lane Bryant catalogue look like Playboy centerfolds.

Grab your harpoons and defend the buffet, we're being invaded. Land-a-tee ho!

Ever notice how the land-a-tees hang out in Hallmark stores?
by El Sadado December 30, 2007
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tweaker juice

Energy drinks which are frequently consumed in copious quantities by meth fiends.
Of course Ed is spazzy, he's already drank 6 cans of tweaker juice today.
by El Sadado June 17, 2008
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pornogamy

The personal state of obsession with one performer or pornographic subgenre.
"Bill is obsessed with collecting Seka fisting tapes, he's in a state of pornogamy."

"Do you have any discs with Kirsty Waay masturbating with sandpaper, it's the only thing that will satisfy my pornagamistic urges?"

"I only buy titles with Laurie Cameron performing in them, I'm a confirmed pornagomist"

"Donkeys are the only actors that get me hard now."
by El Sadado February 01, 2007
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z.o.d.

abbreviaviation for Zone of Discretion. A time and place when it is improper to discuss certain objects, events or people. As a verb it serves as a warning that whatever is being discussed is about to be heard by someone not meant to hear. The imperative is "Z.O.D!", and is used as a warning. When the Z.O.D. is invoked the discussion of that topic must end immediately.
Argy and K-hole are talking about a slut at school. As Argy gets ready to describe her terrible B.O., the slut approaches from behind Argy. K-Hole says "I think you should Z.O.D. that."

K-Hole is discussing his love of blowing up frat boys cars and scooters while walking down the street while passing a cop not seen by K-Hole. Argy says "Z.O.D. that for later."
by El Sadado May 17, 2007
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tweaker shift

When a meth fiend works continuously for several days followed by a long crash.
Probably won't see Ed for a couple of days, he's working the tweaker shift.

I've got to put in holiday hours at the plant, but I got a bag of speed, so I'll be on the tweaker shift.
by El Sadado January 03, 2013
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Parendectomy

The legal act of terminating parental rights when the objecting parent has little merit to their case. A simple legal procedure severing the child-parent relationship.
That toothless crack-ho came to her trial high on meth. Her case was a total Parendectomy.
by El Sadado July 17, 2006
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carpe drinkem

To seize the drink! To take every opportunity to drink. To live each drinking moment to the fullest.
We can't get any more booze until the liquor store opens... Carpe Drinkem!

When one wakes up with an open can still full of beer... Carpe Drinkem.
by El Sadado December 30, 2007
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