11 definitions by El Sadado
A very undesirable female, disgustingly obese and usually with bad temperment, and poor senses of fasion and hygiene. They may prove an evolutionary link between humans and elephant seals. Frequently has an affinity for curio collectables.
That land-a-tee makes the girls in the Lane Bryant catalogue look like Playboy centerfolds.
Grab your harpoons and defend the buffet, we're being invaded. Land-a-tee ho!
Ever notice how the land-a-tees hang out in Hallmark stores?
Grab your harpoons and defend the buffet, we're being invaded. Land-a-tee ho!
Ever notice how the land-a-tees hang out in Hallmark stores?
by El Sadado December 4, 2007
To seize the drink! To take every opportunity to drink. To live each drinking moment to the fullest.
We can't get any more booze until the liquor store opens... Carpe Drinkem!
When one wakes up with an open can still full of beer... Carpe Drinkem.
When one wakes up with an open can still full of beer... Carpe Drinkem.
by El Sadado December 4, 2007
by El Sadado May 4, 2007
When a police officer orders someone to specifically place a hand in a location or to perform a function with a specific body part.
by El Sadado August 27, 2009
When she checked her slutcase, the Department of Homeland Security congratulated her on the fine selection of dildo's, butt plugs and lube.
by El Sadado October 13, 2007
Probably won't see Ed for a couple of days, he's working the tweaker shift.
I've got to put in holiday hours at the plant, but I got a bag of speed, so I'll be on the tweaker shift.
I've got to put in holiday hours at the plant, but I got a bag of speed, so I'll be on the tweaker shift.
by El Sadado January 3, 2013
The legal act of terminating parental rights when the objecting parent has little merit to their case. A simple legal procedure severing the child-parent relationship.
by El Sadado July 17, 2006