Definitions by El Sadado

tweaker shift

When a meth fiend works continuously for several days followed by a long crash.

Probably won't see Ed for a couple of days, he's working the tweaker shift.

I've got to put in holiday hours at the plant, but I got a bag of speed, so I'll be on the tweaker shift.

tweaker shift by El Sadado January 3, 2013

felony Twister 

When a police officer orders someone to specifically place a hand in a location or to perform a function with a specific body part.

D-Rate got a D.U.I. last night and had to play felony twister.

felony Twister by El Sadado August 27, 2009

tweaker juice 

Energy drinks which are frequently consumed in copious quantities by meth fiends.

Of course Ed is spazzy, he's already drank 6 cans of tweaker juice today.

tweaker juice by El Sadado June 17, 2008

carpe drinkem 

To seize the drink! To take every opportunity to drink. To live each drinking moment to the fullest.

We can't get any more booze until the liquor store opens... Carpe Drinkem!

When one wakes up with an open can still full of beer... Carpe Drinkem.

carpe drinkem by El Sadado December 30, 2007

Monterey Effect 

A bizarre sliding scale phenomenon where the opposite sex becomes more desirable as their numbers decrease in proportion to the same sex in a small geographic area. The greater the difference in proportion, the greater the opposite sex's desirability is increased. First identified on the Monterey Peninsula in California in 1989, there were almost 100,000 single men at Fort Ord and other military installations which greatly increased the number of single men compared to single women.

Dude, take her out of this sausage fest and she's nothing more than a four, maybe 5 at best. The Monterey Effect strikes again.

Thanks to the Monterey Effect, even the most disgusting land-a-tee can get laid.

Monterey Effect by El Sadado December 30, 2007

land-a-tee 

A very undesirable female, disgustingly obese and usually with bad temperment, and poor senses of fasion and hygiene. They may prove an evolutionary link between humans and elephant seals. Frequently has an affinity for curio collectables.

That land-a-tee makes the girls in the Lane Bryant catalogue look like Playboy centerfolds.

Grab your harpoons and defend the buffet, we're being invaded. Land-a-tee ho!

Ever notice how the land-a-tees hang out in Hallmark stores?

land-a-tee by El Sadado December 30, 2007

slutcase 

The paraphanelia carried in a nondescript suitcase by hard-working adult entertainers.

When she checked her slutcase, the Department of Homeland Security congratulated her on the fine selection of dildo's, butt plugs and lube.

slutcase by El Sadado October 29, 2007