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felony Twister

When a police officer orders someone to specifically place a hand in a location or to perform a function with a specific body part.
D-Rate got a D.U.I. last night and had to play felony twister.
by El Sadado August 27, 2009
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Parendectomy

The legal act of terminating parental rights when the objecting parent has little merit to their case. A simple legal procedure severing the child-parent relationship.
That toothless crack-ho came to her trial high on meth. Her case was a total Parendectomy.
by El Sadado July 17, 2006
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pornogamy

The personal state of obsession with one performer or pornographic subgenre.
"Bill is obsessed with collecting Seka fisting tapes, he's in a state of pornogamy."

"Do you have any discs with Kirsty Waay masturbating with sandpaper, it's the only thing that will satisfy my pornagamistic urges?"

"I only buy titles with Laurie Cameron performing in them, I'm a confirmed pornagomist"

"Donkeys are the only actors that get me hard now."
by El Sadado February 1, 2007
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z.o.d.

abbreviaviation for Zone of Discretion. A time and place when it is improper to discuss certain objects, events or people. As a verb it serves as a warning that whatever is being discussed is about to be heard by someone not meant to hear. The imperative is "Z.O.D!", and is used as a warning. When the Z.O.D. is invoked the discussion of that topic must end immediately.
Argy and K-hole are talking about a slut at school. As Argy gets ready to describe her terrible B.O., the slut approaches from behind Argy. K-Hole says "I think you should Z.O.D. that."

K-Hole is discussing his love of blowing up frat boys cars and scooters while walking down the street while passing a cop not seen by K-Hole. Argy says "Z.O.D. that for later."
by El Sadado May 17, 2007
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rookie card

An attractive young girl who has not yet reached the age of consent or majority.
"That girl at the ice cream stand is a total rookie card."
by El Sadado May 16, 2007
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slutcase

The paraphanelia carried in a nondescript suitcase by hard-working adult entertainers.
When she checked her slutcase, the Department of Homeland Security congratulated her on the fine selection of dildo's, butt plugs and lube.
by El Sadado October 29, 2007
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carpe drinkem

To seize the drink! To take every opportunity to drink. To live each drinking moment to the fullest.
We can't get any more booze until the liquor store opens... Carpe Drinkem!

When one wakes up with an open can still full of beer... Carpe Drinkem.
by El Sadado December 30, 2007
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