felony Twister

When a police officer orders someone to specifically place a hand in a location or to perform a function with a specific body part.

D-Rate got a D.U.I. last night and had to play felony twister.

by El Sadado August 27, 2009

carpe drinkem

To seize the drink! To take every opportunity to drink. To live each drinking moment to the fullest.

We can't get any more booze until the liquor store opens... Carpe Drinkem!

When one wakes up with an open can still full of beer... Carpe Drinkem.

by El Sadado December 04, 2007

rookie card

An attractive young girl who has not yet reached the age of consent or majority.

"That girl at the ice cream stand is a total rookie card."

by El Sadado May 04, 2007

slutcase

The paraphanelia carried in a nondescript suitcase by hard-working adult entertainers.

When she checked her slutcase, the Department of Homeland Security congratulated her on the fine selection of dildo's, butt plugs and lube.

by El Sadado October 13, 2007

Parendectomy

The legal act of terminating parental rights when the objecting parent has little merit to their case. A simple legal procedure severing the child-parent relationship.

That toothless crack-ho came to her trial high on meth. Her case was a total Parendectomy.

by El Sadado July 17, 2006

Monterey Effect

A bizarre sliding scale phenomenon where the opposite sex becomes more desirable as their numbers decrease in proportion to the same sex in a small geographic area. The greater the difference in proportion, the greater the opposite sex's desirability is increased. First identified on the Monterey Peninsula in California in 1989, there were almost 100,000 single men at Fort Ord and other military installations which greatly increased the number of single men compared to single women.

Dude, take her out of this sausage fest and she's nothing more than a four, maybe 5 at best. The Monterey Effect strikes again.

Thanks to the Monterey Effect, even the most disgusting land-a-tee can get laid.

by El Sadado December 04, 2007

land-a-tee

A very undesirable female, disgustingly obese and usually with bad temperment, and poor senses of fasion and hygiene. They may prove an evolutionary link between humans and elephant seals. Frequently has an affinity for curio collectables.

That land-a-tee makes the girls in the Lane Bryant catalogue look like Playboy centerfolds.

Grab your harpoons and defend the buffet, we're being invaded. Land-a-tee ho!

Ever notice how the land-a-tees hang out in Hallmark stores?

by El Sadado December 04, 2007