El Duce's definitions
The trucker didn't have a lot of time to spend unloading his haul, so he gave he lumper a blowjob so he would unload the trailer more quickly.
by El Duce November 6, 2004

A gential area that has both male and female characteristics. The combination of a penis and a pussy.
Dude, sometimes when I take a leak I do it standing up, sometimes sitting down. Having a penussy is very confusing. Stop talking about my penussy.
by El Duce November 26, 2004

After 23 Miller Lite beers, I was fizznippled.
by El Duce June 16, 2005

by el duce December 2, 2004

That bad motha who RUNS ATC like a mofo.
A person who always wants to toss salad and slurp on fruit cocktail
A person who always wants to toss salad and slurp on fruit cocktail
by el duce December 2, 2004

Noun. Large hairy men who take off their shirts and "belly buck" each other in a ring. Very similar to Sumo wrestling, but for homosexual redneck men.
Look at those two beefers belly-bucking. One of them has his pants hanging down. I can see his ass-crack. God, beefers turn me on!
by El Duce November 6, 2004

Verb. Derived from perping.
To become all-consumed with perping. To get into a state where perping is all you can think of or do.
To become all-consumed with perping. To get into a state where perping is all you can think of or do.
by El Duce October 6, 2004
