El Diablo Maximus's definitions

Rice Pattie

Any garage that specializes in customizing rice rockets.

Rice patties are a good place to look for pimped out rice rockets.

by El Diablo Maximus November 9, 2008

Prison Suitcase

Process of hiding/smuggling things by hiding them in one's ass.

John smuggled smokes into his cell using his prison suitcase.

by El Diablo Maximus November 9, 2008

Polish Roulette

Much like Russian Roulette, but five shots are loaded into a revolver rather than one.

Polish roulette is a surefire way to die like a moron.

by El Diablo Maximus December 18, 2006

Zoomies

Open headers on a V8 that are pointed up, much like those on professional dragracing cars.

Zoomies make a car look and sound badass!

by El Diablo Maximus December 18, 2006

Pastry Bag

A manuever in which a tube sock (or any sock for that matter) is ejaculated into by a group of men and is then it's contents are squeezed out of the tip into a girl's or girls mouth/s.

The sock is meant to act as the "pastry bag," and it's contents the icing.

A pastry bag is like a bukkake, but with a sock.

by El Diablo Maximus January 23, 2007

Warm Wilson

A warm wilson is executed by deficating into a tube sock and then striking someone in the face with the feces laiden sock.

A disgusting and humilliating way to get payback on someone? What better than the warm wilson!

by El Diablo Maximus January 23, 2007

Russian Lablemaker

A shotgun that is loaded with shells that have had the shot replaced with scrabble letters that have had their corners rounded off.

I stamped that bitch with my Russian lablemaker.

by El Diablo Maximus December 18, 2006