El Diablo Maximus's definitions

Warm Wilson

A warm wilson is executed by deficating into a tube sock and then striking someone in the face with the feces laiden sock.

A disgusting and humilliating way to get payback on someone? What better than the warm wilson!

by El Diablo Maximus January 23, 2007

Pastry Bag

A manuever in which a tube sock (or any sock for that matter) is ejaculated into by a group of men and is then it's contents are squeezed out of the tip into a girl's or girls mouth/s.

The sock is meant to act as the "pastry bag," and it's contents the icing.

A pastry bag is like a bukkake, but with a sock.

by El Diablo Maximus January 23, 2007

Russian Lablemaker

A shotgun that is loaded with shells that have had the shot replaced with scrabble letters that have had their corners rounded off.

I stamped that bitch with my Russian lablemaker.

by El Diablo Maximus December 18, 2006

Rice Rocket

A slang term used to describe most small Japanese/Asian cars, typically powered by four-cylinder engines; can be used derogitively.

My buddy used to have this rice rocket celica.

by El Diablo Maximus December 18, 2006

Zoomies

Open headers on a V8 that are pointed up, much like those on professional dragracing cars.

Zoomies make a car look and sound badass!

by El Diablo Maximus December 18, 2006

Rice Pattie

Any garage that specializes in customizing rice rockets.

Rice patties are a good place to look for pimped out rice rockets.

by El Diablo Maximus November 9, 2008

Polish Roulette

Much like Russian Roulette, but five shots are loaded into a revolver rather than one.

Polish roulette is a surefire way to die like a moron.

by El Diablo Maximus December 18, 2006