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Turkish pianist

A person who enjoys fingering butt holes.
That Turkish pianist can play a poop chute like a fine instrument.
by El Conquistador June 30, 2017
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Angry Pterodactyl

The act of performing a violent hand job on the gentleman to your left and the gentleman to your right, simultaneously, while flapping your arms like a prehistoric bird taking off from a rocky cliff.
Angry Pterodactyl; a nursery rhyme.
Hickory dickory dock
Fast Pat has two handfuls of cock
The clock struck two
Cody and Riggs shot their goo
Then dropped Pat at the end of the block
by El Conquistador May 5, 2021
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kansas city hot pocket

Performing anal sex using BBQ sauce instead of anal lube.
You have not had a real BBQ experience until you have tried a Kansas City hot pocket. Burns so good!
by El Conquistador July 12, 2017
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gas powered gawk gawk

Going down on a cock while using one or both hands in a twisting motion to enhance pleasure and maximize jizz production.
Thank you for purchasing your new gas powered gawk gawk. Follow the instructions in the quick start guide to begin using your new gas powered gawk gawk. With proper care and maintenance, your new gas powered gawk gawk will provide you years of trouble free service.

Step 1: Before using your gas powered gawk gawk, make sure the shaft is clean and free from any obstacles.
Step 2: Bring the shaft to about eye level. Misalignment could cause poor performance.
Step 3: Set the choke, all the way until properly seated.
Step 4: Pull the starter handle forcefully. The shaft should begin to inflate. If it begins to stutter, ease off the choke a little.
Step 5: Your gawk gawk is provided with two twist throttles. Use both throttles for maximum output.
Step 6: Now rev both throttles simultaneously, like a two stroke Yamaha, while applying gentle suction on the open end

of the shaft.
Step 7: Continue until completely empty, if used properly, your gawk gawk will remove every drop.
Pro tip: For added performance, press the brown supercharger button located on the rear.
by El Conquistador May 9, 2022
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German smear

A German smear is made by dipping two fingers in shit, doesn’t matter whose it is, then giving yourself a Hitler mustache with it. Now grab your lover and plant a big sloppy kiss.
Ryan would do anything for Cody, so when Cody asked to try the German smear, Ryan pooped his right there. #truelove
by El Conquistador May 19, 2018
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Hawaiian milkshake

The product of drinking large amounts of pineapple juice to make ones ejaculate taste sweeter.
Hawaiian milkshakes are a low fat treat that my GF can enjoy anytime.
by El Conquistador March 18, 2017
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dick smucker

An elderly woman with no teeth giving a blow job. Possibly the closest to heaven any living man is likely to get.
I was skeptical at first, but that dick smucker gave me the best head of my life.
by El conquistador January 17, 2014
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