Federal Agent

An americanisation of the terminology for law enforce ment In this country.

Fuck the police

by El Cholo May 26, 2004

messa

One a them what does stuff with the kiddies-aaarrrrgggghhhhh.

All nonces should Fuckin burn.

by El Cholo March 05, 2004

cock & hen

The regal sum of 10 English pounds.

"Heres that cock I owe you!!!!!!"

by El cholo May 23, 2004

police complaints commission

Regulating body of British law enforcement protecting public Interest overseeing that justice & equity Is adhered to at all times.

In truth? An In house old bastads network comprised of former coppers &
well to do numbnuts. Thier main purpose to lie, cover up deny & conceal the polices many wrongdoings, looking out solely for their own kind.

"Grey, got that letter from theP.C.C"
"Any good?"
"Ive got a steel plate In my jaw,six teeth missing and they say theres no case to answer"
"Bad that Is"
"He fuckin put the 'andcuffs on first then he gives me a shoein In the holdin
cell- that aint restraining someone"
"Dickheads man"
"They got 3 statements sayin exactly the same shit. These f'kin Feds man they ain't accountable to no-one"
"Just cos they got a badge they do as they like "

by El Cholo February 09, 2004

special brew

delightful,delectable,sweet,stimulating,refreshing..... half a litre of 9% pisshead juice. Honestly 2 a these golden bastads any time day or night-f'kin lovely.

(approach counter)"Two a these bastads please"
"2 pound 78"
(purchase complete, exit)"sound, see you later"
(outside crackin It open guzzling away)
"Jesus, I can feel my brain reducing"

by El Cholo February 04, 2004

three up

Indulging In sexual congress Involving more than two and less than 4 peoples.
Preferably with more than one female.

"shift your leg love Its Interfering with me spam"

by El Cholo June 02, 2004

smosh

To destroy, shatter, destruct, break, ruin, crack, obliterate, severely damage

smoshed It

by El Cholo May 23, 2004