special brew

delightful,delectable,sweet,stimulating,refreshing..... half a litre of 9% pisshead juice. Honestly 2 a these golden bastads any time day or night-f'kin lovely.

(approach counter)"Two a these bastads please"
"2 pound 78"
(purchase complete, exit)"sound, see you later"
(outside crackin It open guzzling away)
"Jesus, I can feel my brain reducing"

by El Cholo February 04, 2004

jam sandwhich

Police vehical In the West Midlands, yellow, blue & white controlled by a dickhead.

"Shit man that me?"
"Fuck you got the lights"
"Im gone, takin the chase"
"Dust him kid"

engine revs 2nd gear tears away hes thrapin It.

by El Cholo March 04, 2004

El Cholo

Hispanic translated to mean-The Kid

Whats this dagos name?

by El Cholo April 19, 2004

snide

Stolen/counterfit, sold outside jobcentre, magistrates or outta some bastads boot.

"Those bensons you sold me were they snide?"
"yemman"
"taste like shit, gimme my dollars back".

by El Cholo March 04, 2004

"omma

West midlands slang for a hammer.

"You best fuck off before I get me Omma"

by El cholo May 24, 2004

smosh

To destroy, shatter, destruct, break, ruin, crack, obliterate, severely damage

smoshed It

by El Cholo May 24, 2004

three up

Indulging In sexual congress Involving more than two and less than 4 peoples.
Preferably with more than one female.

"shift your leg love Its Interfering with me spam"

by El Cholo June 03, 2004